Buster da Dude

is proud to announce

the Grand ReOpening of the One and Only

Virtual Whiz-a-Roo!

What every self-respecting dog expects in honor of each duty-doing event

"A dog keeps his life simple and unadorned. He is who he is, and his only task is to assert this." ~ Brad Watson, The Last Days of the Dog-Men

Right on Mr. Watson! Ha, wonder if he's related to that other Mr. Watson - you know, the one who hung around with the clue dude, Holmes was his name. Must be kin, because most people really don't have a clue or appreciate how hard the average dog works on his clues. It's a full-time job.

Now, before anybody gets all huffy about the his this and that, let it be known that Miss Liberty, my esteemed predecessor, was responsible for establishing this whole club idea. The way I hear it, she was one fine detective and distribution agent herself. In fact, she had my new people pretty darn well trained when I arrived. None of that, "Oh, hurry up" stuff (not usually anyway). Yep, they do seem to understand, which of course, makes me all the more eager and willing to do my stuff, all the time.

They remark frequently on my uncanny sense of timing. I know exactly when they want to get up - you bet they can count on me for a 10-minute warning. And, I know how important it is not to miss the first part of a movie, so I hustle to make sure they don't get all wrapped up with the ending of a previous show. They are so proud of me, they almost get into arguments over whose escort turn it is.

Now, I'd like to direct you to the original rules of order set up by the one and only, most venerable Miss Liberty: http://members.aol.com/Libbyk9/Whiz.index.html

After studying, come back here to send me your credentials: BusterdaDude@aol.com

I'll add you to my list right away. Don't forget to mark this spot - we can't add this link to the premier page. I keep hearing something about a special delivery package to a certain Aol clown in honor of killing that publishing program. Hmmm ... now that we're thinking about it ... great joint project for all new members!

Geeeeez, in all the excitement I am almost forgot to tell you about my territory. I have three evergreen bushes close to the patio door. That's very convenient - honestly, sometimes my people just can't decide who gets the pleasure of a long walk. However, usually, I have a big field to tend to. If none of my friends from the complex are out at the same time we all leave messages for each other. Then there's adventure pooping - a good long walk to the dumpster area down by the street where there's also a fire hydrant. All the neighborhood dogs like that spot - man oh man, yeee dogggggies - a positively splendiforous plethora of p-mail to decipher amidst the headiest eau d'garbaaahge.

It plain doesn't get much better than that. Now that I'm officially in charge here, I'll add extra pee-esses about the international exchange opps. Gotcha covered in St. Charles, MO.

Waiting for your listing here,
and may all your whoops* be joyous,

*Whoop: contraction of whiz and poop

Hi, I'm Frankie, the wonderful wiener dog! I know I'm supposed to brag about where I've lifted my leg, which trees, landmarks and outdoor palaces I've decorated but alas, I refuse to lift my leg (huh?), only pee and poop on my terrace and dread when Mom puts the leash on me. That means she's into her fitness walk mode and drags me along. *sigh* My legs are soooo short ... Oh well. You can visit me if you like. I have my very own web page! http://www.rexanne.com/frankie-main.html

Can I still be a member of the club, even though I don't whiz where everyone else thinks I should? You are always welcome to visit me in Studio City, California. I'd love to share my terrace with you! :-)

This is my friend Sherlock Bones, we're working on more neat spay/neuter messages (printable page links right below).

http://www.therealmartha.com/speuter1/index.htm
http://www.therealmartha.com/clueless/index.htm
http://www.therealmartha.com/sherlock/index.htm

Just a start, check back for more soon - use your back button to return here or ...

da Dude's homepage: http://www.therealmartha.com/toottoot/index.htm where you'll learn more about me and find a link to my tunefully talented group, The Tootin' Gang - lots more interesting, fun and useful links too.

http://www.therealmartha.com/BegRoyale/index.htm - The Beggar Royale and friends

Special celebration for and by the four-legged family members http://www.therealmartha.com/patriotcritters/index.htm

Meet the Shelter Sweeties: http://www.therealmartha.com/adopt/index.htm

Lots of great ideas for volunteering, even things you can do at home.

http://www.therealmartha.com/CritterIndex/index.htm
Critter variety pages - info, links, silly stuff and a few serious issues

Watch out! Naughties below :)