Whispering Activist Record - 2002
http://www.therealmartha.com/WAR/index.htm - Central for updates
Opinions and ideas, mine and from others, that everyone can use to get involved, make a difference and lighten the load. Find hoax busters, media hype alerts, timely info, controversy, common sense, commiseration, empathy, household tips, easy recipes, critter stuff, variety links, and a little humor along the way.

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Please maximize screen, and accept my apology if that still doesn't show all text without scrolling side to side. In Explorer, clicking the favorites box off should free up the necessary space. Killing one over-long URL helped, no idea what else to try. Breaking lines is liable to create a worse mess. Try to excuse the oddities, I'm between ye olde rock and the hard spot here. You can probably decide if scrolling is worth the effort by what you can easily see.

This is a monster catch-up, explanation below. I don't expect anybody to read everything right away. There ain't no pop quiz at the end - relax ... enjoy whatever catches your eye, I'm working on fixes. Regular readers can zip on by the intro bits for new visitors.

Search tip for special interests: Hit Crtl key, then F - type in key word - hit find. Fire will take you to a story about a specially painted truck, with pic and all other firefighter references; statue will go straight to that subject. Handy trick for mail or faves list too. OK to abbreviate - val for valentine, vet for veterans, or veterinarian ... the function can be periodically cranky, hit find again if no results show.

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Help yourself to anything you like here. I am rather proud of the above, rare luck though it was. Graphics are not my best department - loved the background, had to try - just couldn't think of the right text. Helen Hufford, K9car4@aol.com, gets that credit and whichever imp lives in Picture It! for popping in the font and adding the highlight intended for a frame. I know better than arguing.

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Below was a photo of the Vietnam women's memorial in DC, taken by Helen on a recent visit. Her daughter, Amy Taylor, DJAJT@aol.com, colorized it and I added Helen's wording. When borrowing, a link back here is nice - no one'll have a hissy if we spot something used without credit. More about ego confusion encounters later.

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Vietnam women's memorial is by Glenna Goodacre
http://www.glennagoodacre.com/lrgvietimage.html

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Excellent Maxine 'toon from Veterans Day coming up too, and how you can help on an important new vet project.


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Don'tcha love the look in President Bush's eyes? The State of the Union address was, without a doubt, unusually coolest. While listening to the whys and hows, I saw, "Because we can," sparkling. Right on!

I still can't stand politics or politicians as a group in general. In fact, this will be the last page using poli-garboo, unless it's a major piz-m'off, such as the firefighter flag-raising statue. What a horrible waste and loss. That section will stand here as a reminder to the PC idiots: we ain't gonna take no more, never - don't try. PC, BS, all the alphabet soup stirs up crazies I'll do better without. Reader input will always be welcome, I'm simply not going out of my way to import opinions from now on. Time to get back to the original real people focus - gettin' on with gettin' back up and at it in plain old day-to-day life. A lot of straight thinking and useful suggestions from a variety of sources follow in random order. If I try to organize it all at this point, it'll be 2003 before this page is done. Oddly enough, I am completely capable of putting together a whole newspaper, artwork, editorial and ads, by myself (48-pager was biggest). Ha! That's a piece of cake, all done on a nice big layout table. Possibly Front Page publishing program is trying to make me feel at home - playing hell again, stretching itself beyond the screen right now - having too much fun here.

One of my favorite comments lately, "Pages reading like a newspaper," was most appropriate, and taken as a great compliment. Sometimes takes me a week to read the Sunday paper. Usually takes at least a week to finish one of these pages. One reason I don't often concern myself with immediate happenings - this is all intended to stand as a record for me as much as anything. Same goes for my other interests, to save the good stuff, as if in a library. I don't have a lot of time for personal mail, at least not long newsies - this is my way of keeping in touch all around - and keeping track of me (latest grip-loss), again, state-of report follows shortly.

Try to consider picking the parts that interest you as flipping through the paper or a magazine. Skip whatever you don't care about. Everything is here for personal reasons. Writing/editing works as a coping mechanism - an extremely valuable release valve. I am working on a who/why/bio section to further explain the motivation and specifically to ask for support as anyone may see fit too. For now, suffice to say, while I do have the time (ordinarily), and feedback is all very rewarding, what I do not have is endless resources.

About twice the usual mail has been coming in since doing Navy and K-9 updates, both are getting quite a bit of circulation. All will go to the good of one new very important reality check project I have in mind. Timing is ripe for Vietnam vets in particular - many are being jerked around by the VA trying to disallow treatment of service-related medical problems, all of which is a disgraceful, inexcusable crock of crap. Now that they know Americans do care, it's time for public outcry. Remember, and for those of you who don't, these vets were spit on and called every vile name in the book for serving their country. No wonder the vast majority hasn't felt up to fighting their own government by themselves. Also remember, these men and women are not getting any younger, aches and pains are causing more serious disability every day.

An excellent for instance: A blow to the jaw that knocked out all but the front tooth on one side, never properly treated, causing TMJ. If you don't know about TMJ, that's what Burt Reynolds was suffering from when the speculation was AIDS. His was a movie stunt gone bad, nevertheless, his range of difficulty is a perfect example of the damage extent the original injury creates, leading to later distress, physical and mental.

Most dentists won't touch TMJ, making it even harder, obviously, to find a specialist connected with the VA. This one run-around has been going on for years - it's by no means unique. Yep, we're all behind the new generation, let's not forget, or stay lazy, about who we owe. I am not as far as strategy set-up yet. Whatever tactic, documentation will be essential - specific dates and names of all involved, particularly any VA employee who has been less than helpful. The power of the 'net puts a whole new light on those in need of an attitude adjustment.

Update: Feedback starting to come in, watch for info next page. Hope to have published within two weeks.

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If you don't have one handy around the house, go find a vet to adopt. Start at your local VFW hall. From VFW calendar: Feb. 23th, US Marines raised flag on Mt. Suribachi - Battle of Iwo Jima, 1945


Send a Valentines Day card to any hospitalized veteran
http://members.aol.com/veterans/valentinesday/ -
Mailing addresses for veterans hospitals and clinics

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Courtesy of Colleen, Crech43@aol.com HBCB Graphics


Mr. Bush has suggested all Americans do two years service to man - 4,000 hours - OK, this is what I'm doing. Think of it like public TV, the entire Whispering Activist support effort is dependent on those able to support the support. I don't want to have to go to memberships or passwords - that would limit access to those who need the help the most. I will list names, and depending on what all develops, donations may eventually be tax deductible. Listings will probably include a short message as requested. I'm not that far in my thinking for set-up yet.

Other plans, including a brag page for outstanding military promotions/awards and spots for more action pix are already pushing limitations under current paid-for space. I don't begin to understand the geek techy terminology regarding bandwidth and such. Bottom line is avoiding the inevitable mess by securing space ahead of demand. It would be a lovely luxury to establish a new domain, mostly for easier organizing and search engine placement value - not necessary, all can be handled under existing once the cap is raised.

Freebie servers are not an option. You may have noticed those precious little overload messages that are appearing on even not-so-popular pages on the bigger once-upon-a-time gratis deals. Nooooo, can't be happy with their irritating ads being shoved on more people - that would make sense you see - they have to screw people who don't want to see their hard work flushed.

Oh, do I sound a little cranky? It was only a matter of time, which is why I never went that way in the first place. But to add insult ... I can't even tap my unused Aol space right now, ridiculously optionless as it is. That's a different can of worms. Basically the powers that be are idiots advertising for new subscribers when they can't take care of reliable uploading or display ... should one be fool enough to try even a modest personal page.

Side note: If you happen to be thinking about getting into building pages for whatever reason, you don't have to go to the expense of a domain name or host right away. Compare options available on any of the regular mail servers that offer creative space. It's never a lot, but enough to tell you if you'd like to continue/expand.

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Any subsidy you feel appropriate will be most welcome. Please make check or money order payable to Martha Jones, 11469 Olive Blvd. #236, St. Louis, MO, 63141. Tax deductible is also a possibility ad-wise, maybe even only by linking - you know your accountant better than I do. The pro will know what's kosher.

The old-fashioned way will have to suffice here, although I realize it's not convenient. I don't have a credit card option or any of the new donation options because I can't trust outside service reliability in general and have been burned by a stolen number that still isn't straightened out.

Now here's a deal you can't refuse ... for every $15, I'll send one of my cookbooks, "Holiday Lifestyles of the Culinarily Inept." If you go to mail order page: http://members.aol.com/AltMartha/buythebook.index.html, if you can get the page to open, you'll notice the regular deal is three for $15. I will honor that, all goes into the same pot anyway, the extra will simply help get progress moving faster. I suppose my printable regular order form would serve as sort of back-up receipt. In any case, it's a good reminder: http://www.therealmartha.com/orderform/index.htm. That page is not afflicted by Aol unreliability.

Please do understand, except for a coupla books if so requested, all you're buying is basically air and a good feeling. No promises, no "say" - suggestions/requests are always welcome, demands will put your check in return mail, no matter how big. There is no schedule to report, no definite time frame. The brain-o-dex might flip out for good or I could drop dead tomorrow. We all could, not worth stressin' over. Nope, nuttin' for your interest but

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All the happiness in the world to you, for whatever you may manage. Keep yer toes crossed anyway :)


State of: Missouri, "Show-me," what was the question??? Had my first found-glasses-on-face-while-searching-for-them the other morning and quite the memorable spider-in-pants experience. It was dropping down while I was pulling up ... if you get my drift. Gawd, I've even had a ongoing can opener trauma. While that might not be a big deal to some, my Queen Can-ivore personality is all bent out of shape, which, coincidentally is what was happening to cans. So, Walgreen's has a deal, I buy two to be safe. Neither one is worth a damn. All is not lost though, between one of the two new, the three have managed to cover each other's disoperation. Number one even magically started working solo, briefly, much to TheBub's amusement. All I can say is Murphy is winning. And those are just highlights ... full moon? All month?

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Rexanne assured me Mercury would cease retro havoc after the 8th. Could be, something finally allowed/enabled/finagled the update on www.TheRealMartha.com intro. Heavens to Betsy, or should that be Mergatroid? (Hmmmm, Mercury's long-lost, black sheep brother the asteroid?) It would be nice to know which one handles which type conundrum. Rexanne is working on the cards of life right now, possibly we shall have these answers soon ...

Then there's the state of that age, when the Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate cult might give me two hours of decent rest. (Yes, I did steal that line, ain't no better way to describe it.) Another apropos, customized naturally: I was put on this earth to accomplish an express number of goals. I'm so far behind, I'll live forever.

I also blame the Super Bowl, football ani.gif (12007 bytes)which I honestly thought was scheduled for three weeks ago, based on assorted, unrelenting "the game" hype. Even though I do not care about football, nor did I realize why all the rah-rah, obviously there was a virus in the air. I got a clue when they started putting Rams stocking caps on newborns. That's as far as I'm going on the subject except that I am sorry St. Louis lost. At least they pulled out of that embarrassing three points. It is rather nice the Patriots won purely for namesake. SendaFriend.com has a nice "If they'd known" comparison tribute ...  if the NFL Patriots had known they weren't supposed to win, and on down the line through history. The pop-up ads are a giant pain, and there's no telling how long it'll be there, worth a look though - try http://www.sendafriend.com/patriots/.

Anywhich, I wanted the Rams to win so there'd be no Black Monday here - Bub said it wasn't too bad after all. Most of the people he works with aren't from here. Different story at lunch, the regular joint was almost deserted. No doubt, based on visiting KC the year the Royals lost the World Series. Whole town was dysfunctional. Cut into my party time dang it. Sorry, I plain don't "get" or appreciate sports, or the mania attached to sports in general.

Boxing, however, real boxing, OK! Go figure. And happiest B-day to Ali. Always liked him, as an invariably unique (think about it) original. He's still the prettiest too :) Another oddball thingy, had that piece set to go when bite-boy showed up in the news.

http://www.cnn.com/cnnsi/boxing/news/2002/01/29/tyson_license_ap/index.html - Tyson, one sick puppy. Can't figure out why he's still around. I was doing the weekly "man-on-the-street" interviews the day after he pulled that first stunt. I clearly recall true venom in all comments.

Aussie's daily wisdom, "Out of My Mind" (www.woogly.com), the day after current story was devoted to "really, really" not liking Tyson. "It ain't just that he's a bad boy - there's bad boys with a certain charm - it's that he puts on this pitiful 'I'm a victim' act. A victim of ... his own mental deficiencies and uncontrollable tendencies to do violence? If it's really not his fault, really just an innate lack of control over his own rages, then he should be painlessly put to sleep like a mad dog. Start over on the wheel of karma and hope for a better brain. The man more or less illustrates what people mean when they say, 'moral imbecile,' and given that he's said to have bit Lennox Lewis on the leg last week, I think it's fair to say that he doesn't learn from experience."

I like boxing and Ali for several reasons, also know the down side. I think boxing satisfies/relieves anger in me somehow. Even seriously thought about trying it once, until Sis pointed out the hit back part. Truth told, my mind was more on the male scenery available in a gym. Female boxing is about as bad it gets. Thoroughly disgusting watching the one's husband who's her trainer.

Putting gloves on my stepsons and throwing them outside whenever they got stupid worked quite well, I didn't let 'em back in until they were cooled off. Got where it was easier for them to talk it out. I don't question the value of sports in most learning/teaching cases. The rub is pro salaries and not-so-swell role models in my not-so-humble opinion. Possibly, hopefully, now that we know the true hero distinction, more money might finally find its way into rewards for people who deserve the merit. Would be nice if those who see themselves as gods and those who buy into the waste, saw fit to set up a "tithe" for cops, firefighters, teachers or myriad other service people/programs so miserably underfunded. Something to chew on ...


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In any case, recent assorted weirdies may have contributed to a variety of odd and interesting links floating my way. Or maybe I was paying better attention since swearing off the poly-ticks (notice that's multi-blood suckers), and getting back to priorities. This project did start for the most part because Buster was shook, because we were shook. I wanted to remind people to be aware of critter feelings - how to deal with odd behavior and the importance of a little extra patience and time expense. K-9 heroes in the spotlight always works for the good of respect for all animals. Dogs responsible for the final security check on Air Force make a heavy think-on. In the middle of immediate pandemonium, some idiot posted advice why you must abandon animals in case of evacuation - yea, that'll help, packs of starving dogs competing for food. If only I'd been able to personally wring that neck. My written rebuttal wasn't nearly as satisfying, but at least anyone who was thinking along those lines had a chance to rethink. Shame on me for letting myself be distracted, hopefully our four-legged forgotten members of society will forgive me as I try to make up the slack.

Most of the following are not the type of articles featured in the usual critter publications, don't recall where I found them now either.

http://www.boston.com/dailyglobe2/030/metro/Homeless_dogs_find_a_welcome_in_Mass_+.shtml -The 1,500-mile round-trip drive had a singular mission: to import dogs to an area where they are few because spaying and neutering programs have been successful in so many Massachusetts communities

http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?j31309172&w509707 - Abilene Mayor Grady Barr announced a special retirement fund for the long-haired Czech-born German shepherd, part of Abilene’s finest from 1996 until last fall.

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Rhythm & Hues, Inc., is an Academy Award winning studio that produces character animation and visual effects for feature films, commercials, television, theme park attractions, interactive games and music videos. This calendar is dedicated to search and rescue dogs and their human partners who are true American heroes. All proceeds go to the NASAR SAR Dog Section. Order from The Rhythm & Hues Website, or call (310) 448-7500.

http://www.rhythm.com/ - Rythym and Hues, the folks who make animals talk, (among many other snazzy Hollywood visual effects) for such movies as “Cats & Dogs,” “Dr. Dolittle 2” and “Babe,” for which they won an Academy Award for best visual effects.

http://www.nasar.org/about.shtml - National Association Search and Rescue

http://www-hsc.usc.edu/~rneville/sayings.html - Not the same old dog quotes

More critter links below


Of course, great flag-wavers will always be included

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http://www0.mercurycenter.com/breaking/docs/text013002.htm - State of Union address text

http://www.whitehouse.gov/stateoftheunion/ - links, video - way cool set up

"My call tonight is for every American to commit at least two years - 4,000 hours - over the rest of your lifetime to the service of your neighbors and your nation." This is what President Bush spoke of in his State of the Union address. http://www.citizencorps.gov/about.html

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Hope your holidays were moooost enjoyable - not as far behind as I thought with leftover New Years. Chinese starts Feb 12th - the year of horse. Grooviest, we could all use as many new starts as possible.
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Things not to do at New Year
This came from a Chinese New Year collection from I won't say who. As tempting as it was to lift more, after checking a date that didn't seem right, a lot more of the "facts" from the non-Chinese source didn't jive. In any case, I thought these were perfectly peachy rules, primarily the first two, for Chinese, US, wherever, declare-your-own ...

Avoid housework on New Years day! This activity runs the
risk of washing or sweeping away good luck right out of your
house. For the same reason, avoid washing your hair on the
first and last day of the New Year.

It is also considered unlucky to use anything sharp on New
Year's day - knives, scissors, even nail clippers. The action
of the sharp blades risks cutting the threads of good fortune
brought in at New Year.

There's a declare-my-own, either that or - gasp - work a day ahead. Bub's b-day is the 12th. He's gotta have his chicken-fried chicken chunks, gravy and real live smashed taters. Dang, there are times spoilin' will back fire. Fortunately, lumps are preferred. For the rest of the story, No Guts, No Gravy: http://members.aol.com/AltMartha/gravy.index.html (a way-back page)

It is important not to use language which is negative.
Having an argument on New Year's day is to be avoided at all costs.

Words related to sickness and death are to be avoided. This
even extends to the use of words which sound like the words
for death or sickness.

To avoid any association with death, any slaughtering of
poultry or livestock is carried out on New Year's Eve. Finally,
care must be taken not to stumble or to break anything - this
would be indicative of bad luck ahead.

Loads of links are available on any search engine for more info on getting into the Chinese spirit.


Keeping New Year's Resolutions
(Maddening practical)


Want to give yourself a chance at keeping your resolutions? Instead of just making them, take it one step further by planning a response to temptations to break them. What will you do the first time you decide to sleep in instead of jumping up and going to the gym? How will you respond to your daily, mid-afternoon chocolate craving?

Like the wise coach said, "the best offense is a good defense." By planning your response, you'll be more likely to successfully fend off occasional temptations. From http://roseys.net/newyears2002.htm - and these links also from Rosey, subscribe: Rosey1001@aol.com      

Winter Recipes 
http://199.185.138.2/boulet/winterfood.html
Winter / Seasonal recipes - Recipezaar 
http://www.recipezaar.com/browse/01110F0AA
Casserole Recipes 
http://www.donogh.com/cooking/casserol.shtml
Recipe Notes | Newsletter Index - Winter 
http://recipenotes.com/newsletters/winter.asp
Recipes Winter 2000 - 2001 
http://www.gleanerlife.com/recipe.htm
Winter Food Chart: Nutrition, Health, Cooking and Recipes 
http://www.foodfit.com/healthy/healthyWinterFoods.asp
Cold Weather Camping and First Aid
http://www.isd.net/stobin/document/coldhnt3.html
Soup-er Recipes for Cold Weather Camping
http://www.northerntrailspress.com/soup.htm
Frugal Camping Tips  
http://members.aol.com/frugally4u/campingtips.html
Cold Weather Camping Guidelines 
http://www.troop79.org/Camping/cguide.html
Guide to Safe Scouting: Winter Activities 
http://www.bsa.scouting.org/pubs/gss/gss13.html
Index of Cold Weather Sports and Activities 
http://www.fabriclink.com/pk/coldindex.html


Family Fire Safety
Have you checked your smoke alarms lately?

More than 4,000 fire-related deaths occur each year in the United States. Yet less than two out of 10 families have a planned escape route or have rehearsed a home fire drill according to the National Fire Protection Agency (NFPA).

The NFPA states that in a typical house fire, you have just two or three minutes to exit safely. That is not much time, especially if you're coming out of a deep sleep, the house is dark, and you have several children sleeping in other rooms. An escape plan is essential!

NFPA suggests using these simple guidelines in developing your escape plans:

* Include all family members, even small children, when you practice fire drills - and practice the escape plan at least twice a year.
* Decide on a central meeting place outside your home, and stay outside at all times.
Never re-enter a burning house.
* Designate two ways to exit each room in your home and show these exits to your children.
* Keep the emergency number 911 posted by all telephones in your home. In a panic, someone might forget what to dial.
* Keep all windows and doors unobstructed and in working order.
* Practice general fire safety and, in a non-threatening way, teach your children how to be safe. Having them read age-appropriate books on fire safety is one way to do this.


Called I am Januyere the colde, 
In Christmas season good fyre I love. 
Yonge Jesu, that sometime Judas solde, 
In me was circumcised for man's behove. 
Three kinges sought the sonne of God above; 
They kneeled downe, and dyd him homage, with love 
To God their Lorde that is mans own brother. 
From Sheapheards Kalendar, printed by Richard Pynson, 1497 


January, like February, was introduced into the Roman calendar by a legendary king of Rome, Numa Pompilius (c.715-673 BC), who named it in honor of Janus, the god of doors and openings (Latin janus, a door). Janus is represented in Roman art as a man with two faces, one looking backwards and one forwards, implying that he stood between the old and the new year, holding both in regard. The ancient Jewish New Year, which began on March 25, continued for a long time to have a legal standing in Christian countries. In England, it was not until 1752 that in legal, as in popular circles, January 1 became New Year.

Janus is the male equivalent of one of the versions of the goddess Juno-Janus, who, in her two-faced aspects of Antevorta and Postvorta, looks simultaneously forward and backwards, as Janus does.

In modern Asatru, January is called Snowmoon.

In American backwoods tradition, the January full moon is called Wolf Moon.

In the Celtic calendar, the first 20 days of January are in the month of Beth, the birch tree, representing beginnings and purification, white being the emblematic color. This month is dedicated to the Mother Goddess. From January 21 is Luis, the rowan, dedicated to Morrigan and with grey as its emblematic hue. In the13-month goddess calendar of Lux Madriana, the month of Hestia continues till January 22, followed by the month of Bridhe.
 
Saint Basil came from Caesaria. 
He holds a book and paper, and carries an ink-stand. 
He writes in the book, and he reads from the paper. 
"Basil, do you know how to read? Basil, do you know any songs?" 
"I have learned how to read, but I don't know any songs." 
And he leaned upon his staff to say his alpha, beta. 
The staff was of dry wood, and it put forth green branches. 
Boys' door-to-door carol for St Basil's Day, Greece 
 
Ring out the old 
Ring in the new 
Ring out the false 
Ring in the true. 
Traditional 
 
No one ever regarded the first of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. ~ William Hone, Every Day Book Vol. I, 1878 
 
If January calends be summerly gay, It will be winterly weather till the calends of May. ~ Traditional English weather proverb 
 
Happy, happy New Year 
Till next year, till eternity, 
Corn on the corn stalk, 
Grapes in the vineyard, 
Yellow grain in the bin, 
Red apples in the garden, 
Silkworms in the house, 
Happiness and health 
Until next year. 
Old Bulgarian greeting
 
The greater the power, the more dangerous the abuse. ~ Edmund Burke, British statesman and author, born January 1, 1730, speech on the Middlesex Election, 1771 
 
Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. ~ Edmund Burke, reflections on the Revolution in France 
 
I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And let me remind you that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue! ~ Barry M. Goldwater, US Senator, born January 1, 1909, speech, San Francisco, July 17, 1964
  
4713 BC, the first Julian Day, has nothing to do with Julius Caesar. The Julian time scale is used by astronomers, along with Universal Time, to get around the dating problems that arise from the perspective of our planet with its myriad of time zones. Julian time was invented by Joseph Scaliger (1554 -1609) and he named it after his father, Julius. No one knows why he chose January 1, 4713 BC as its starting date. 
 
  46 BC: Julius Caesar introduced the Julian calendar.

In 59 AD, the notorious Roman emperor, Nero, instituted the Juvenalia festival, originally on December 24. It commemorated, of all things, the first shaving of his beard at the age of 21, symbolizing his transition from youth to manhood. The Juvenalia was a theatrical festival which was turned by succeeding emperors into a spectacle of chariot races and fights between wild beasts, celebrated on January 1. 
 
New Year's Day is a holiday in 162 nations of the world. In Britain there is an old custom that you should take nothing out of the house today, not even garbage. If you must carry something out, make sure to bring something in first. The best thing is a coin, hidden outside on New Year's Eve.

Many parts of the world see in the New Year with noise. Often church bells are rung to bring in this special day. Originally, the noises were to drive away evil spirits that might darken the coming year. Bonfires were once lit for the same purpose, as well as to urge warm weather back to earth. 
 
There is an old British superstition that said the household would have a year's bad luck if the first visitor had fair hair, flat feet or eyebrows that met in the middle, or if the person carried a knife. 

In old Persia, now Iran, people used to exchange eggs at New Year, as modern Christians do at Easter, to suggest new life. 
 
In Greece, many people bake a vasilopitta, a nut and lemon cake named after St Basil, who died on this day in 379 AD. The cake contains a coin; to find it in one's slice guarantees a year of good luck.
 
Polish tradition is for vagabond players to put on street pantomimes on New Year's Day. Gypsies, too, are on the streets, fortune telling. 

A century ago Sicilians ate lascagne cacate, or "crappy noodles." To eat any other sort of pasta was considered bad luck, "Whoever eats macaroni today will have a bad year."
 
In Madrid, Spain, at the stroke of midnight each person eats twelve grapes. The cinemas will even stop running a movie at midnight to allow the patrons to eat their grapes. 
 
As in many parts of the world, in Japan the New Year is brought in with noise. Here, temple bells sound, ringing out the old year. Then the joyano-kane, or nightwatch bell, rings in the new with precisely 108 chimes. This, according to Buddhist tradition, helps free mankind from the 108 earthly desires. The chiming of bells rings in the New Year in England as well as in Bulgaria, Serbia, Macedonia and Romania. 
 
Kwam Suk Pee Mai! (Thai for Happy New Year!) Today Thai children will exchange presents with family and friends, and the general populace will present Buddhist monks a thanks offering of rice and other food. 
 
Happy Ta'u Fo'ou! from Tonga. Boys and girls go in groups from door to door serenading the populace. Some will make a joyful noise on harmonicas, guitars, drums and ukuleles, making up hymns and songs for the occasion. Like trick or treaters, they will receive goodies for their efforts. 
 
Just as at Christmas and Easter, the people of Trinidad are known sometimes to "feed" the dead at New Year. Food, drink and even tobacco are left on a table for the deceased. No information is available about whether it is ever taken. 

The Russians don't have Santa Claus, even though Saint Nicholas is patron of Moscow. They have Grandfather Frost (D'yed Moroz) at New Year, with his comely assistant Snegourka the Snow Maiden who bring presents to children on this day. 
 
The Russian have New Year trees instead of Christmas trees, with more than 50,000 decorated trees erected in Moscow public places and 700,000 in private homes of Muscovites. 

In the former Yugoslavia, on New Year's Day, the people light the candles on their New Year's tree and open their gifts. The day is traditionally one big party with music, fine food and dancing. 
 
Families in Paraguay rearrange the little figurines in their nativity scenes and address the baby Jesus as NiF1o del AF1o Nuevo - Baby of the New Year. Before he was NiF1o de la Navidad - Baby of the Nativity. 
  
In an old English custom, people would take the first egg from a young hen to church on New Year's Day. Those who were destined to die in the coming year would be revealed to the asker, wearing a crown of thorns. 

In Nigeria there was formerly a men's ritual festival held every other year in December and January, called Ndok. Because of its associations with renewal, gradually Ndok became identified with the West's New Year celebrations. A masquerade, this cult involved the sacrifice of a rooster and the making of much noise.

Both the ancient Greeks and the Romans gave New Year's gifts, the latter calling them strenae. From that word the French derive their word E'trenne, a New Year's gift. Tatius, King of the Sabines, was given, one New Year's Day, some branches cut from a forest sacred to the goddess Strenia (strength) - hence the name.

The French were once big on New Year's Day which they called Le Jour d'Etrennes. Gifts were exchanged all round. Last century, the Rue des Lombards in Paris would be choked with wagons loading up the pastries made there - delicacies in the shape of pagodas, churches and so on.  

More than 300 years ago there was a strange custom in Staffordshire, England. On New Year's Day the lord of the Essington manor had to take to the manor of Lord Hilton, a goose, and drive it three times around Hilton's hall fire. He then had to take the bird to the cook, who prepared it for Lord Hilton. It makes you wonder what sort of bet Essington's ancestor had lost! 

Gloves were commonly given in Britain for New Year's presents, or a sum of money (so called glove money) with which to buy them. 

At this century's beginning, a Dutch child would retire to bed at an early hour and rise early on New Year's Day. It was customary for greeting cards to be in that day's mail. 
 
An old custom for New Year's Day in Radnorshire and Herefordshire, England, involved farmers burning at dawn a hawthorn branch (or bush) with its twigs bent to form a globe. They carried it over 12 ridges; if it went out before the twelfth, a bad year for crops was assured. They would extinguish the bush with cider, singing Auld cider! in a low monotone while bowing nine times for luck. 
 
From Westmoreland and Cumberland, England comes the ancient custom of riding stang. A stang was a staff used by two persons to carry a water vessel, a cowl. Crowds would gather on New Year's Day and whoever would not join them was hoisted on a stang and carried to a pub where he could be liberated or sixpence. Women were treated with more dignity - and carried in baskets. 
 
On the Greek isle of Carpathos, a white dog is brought into the house today and fed baklava to ensure the householders' strength of body and soul for the coming year. 
 
At Kydoniae in Asia Minor, a tray is left out for the visiting St Basil (a Greek saint who is like Santa Claus), so he can refresh himself with fish, jellied pork pie, fish, some vasillopitta (Basil-cake) and a glass of water 

January 1 is traditionally the date of the circumcision of Jesus Christ. In Syria, Christian men and children visit one another to exchange presents and have coffee and pastries. Because the women are so busy entertaining, they do their visiting on January 2. 

A few of the above are similar to pieces used on my regular New Years page, http://www.therealmartha.com/newyear/index.htm
Yes I do realize February is almost gone, at this rate, I might catch up by April - those files are around here somewhere.


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ABC's of Patriotism

A--Accept that you're not alone. The people of the United States will stand strong and united through any crisis.

B--Buy America. Help the wounded economy make a full recovery.

C--Celebrate today, because you're part of one of the greatest nations beneath the sun.

D--Don't panic because of what you hear on the news or read in the paper.

E--Embrace the ones you love and cherish family values.

F--Fly the flag proudly. Many have fought and died for it.

G--Greet each dawn with optimism. Remember President Franklin Roosevelt's words: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself ..."

H--Honor the constitution and all the liberties it grants you. Honor the liberties it grants other Americans as well. Many fought to give you these privileges.

I--Instill a sense of American pride in your children. Teach them the many reasons why they should be glad to be part of this great nation.

J--Join the ranks of those who refuse to be bullied or frightened by foreign aggressors. Do your part to help your nation and your neighbor.

K--Know the Pledge of Allegiance and treasure the meaning of the beautiful words: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands: one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

L--Love your neighbor with all of your heart.

M--Measure the United States by all of the privileges and opportunities it grants you every day. Unlike the citizens of many other countries, you can do anything you want, become anyone you want to be.

N--Never lose faith that this country will succeed in the face of adversity.

O--Offer hope. Everyone could use some.

P--Pray, and remember our motto is: "In God is our trust."

Q--Quit dwelling on the negative. Focus on making this nation even better tomorrow than it is today in the spirit of the founding fathers.

R--Remember those who have fought for this country and honor them.

S--Support our troops overseas. Keep their morale up.

T--Think about how lucky you are to be part of this great nation.

U--Use your skills and talent to the best of your ability in order to make this country a great place to live.

V--Vote. Don't throw away one of your greatest rights.

W--Wear a smile instead of a frown.

X--X-ray the heart of the nation, and you'll find that it's beating stronger than ever. The eagle has grown new wings and is taking flight.

Y--Yield to the overwhelming feeling of national pride that's all around.

Z--Zealously treasure your freedom, and do all you can to defend it with the heart of a true patriot.


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After being nailed by a Daisy Cutter, binny-boy made his way to the pearly
gates. There, George Washington greets him. "How dare you attack the nation
I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping b-boy in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans'
Liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches b-boy on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says, "This is why I allowed the federal
government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on
b-boy's knee.

Similar beatings follow from John Randolph of Roanoke, James
Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.
As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back
toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his
final very hot destination, he screams, "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you.

What did you think I said?"


Warning, PC sensitive ahead - as there always be. If ya can't take an ethnic ribbing, best skeedaddle now.

At a small airport terminal in Texas, three strangers awaiting their shuttle flight start conversing about the recent worldly events. One was Native American. Another was a cowboy from West Texas. The other person was a devout Arab Muslim.

During their conversation, they began to discuss their cultural history. The Native American stated "once my people were many, now we are few."

The Muslim then chimed in and arrogantly said, "once my people were few and now we are many."

The cowboy looked at the Muslim, shifted the toothpick in his mouth and said with a sly grin, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and towel-heads yet."


"Now this really annoys me: All these people getting on the Internet and
saying Nostradamus predicted this. If Nostradamus were alive today his name
would be Miss Cleo and he'd be charging $2.99 a minute." - Jay Leno


I think our number one problem is that nobody wants
to take responsibility for anything, but don't quote me.


ISP morons self-declare god-status, a sampling of aggravation

Monthly Bandwidth Exceeded
The site you are looking for has exceeded its monthly bandwidth limit and has been disabled until the end of the month. On 02/01/2002, this site will again be available.
If you are the owner of this Web site and wish to re-enable your site prior to 02/01/2002, you must upgrade your site to a Premium Hosting Package with increased bandwidth limits or choose to pay for excess bandwidth charges.

While that's not a Geocities message, no doubt Geo is the worst offender as far as I can tell, always have a problem with script error messages too. It's getting to where I hesitate to go to or list any freebie site link.


A cost for free e-mail? You bet! You're already "paying" for
your free Microsoft Hotmail (http://www.hotmail.com) or Yahoo!
Mail (http://mail.yahoo.com/) account with inserted ads and
links. Now, it looks like you'll be giving more for free e-mail.

Providers offer the basic e-mail product for free, and then
entice users to buy extra features. At Yahoo!, for example,
basic e-mail storage is limited to 4 MB, unless you're willing
to pay $9.99 for 10 MB. Want to hear your e-mail over the
phone? That will cost you $4.95 per month.

When 2 MB of messages stack up in a free Hotmail Inbox, the
account is put on "hold" until some of the backlog is deleted.
It'll cost you $19.95 per year to boost the capacity to 10 MB,
which also gets you Web space at MSN Communities.

Other free mail providers include Netscape
(http://home.netscape.com/webmail) and Excite
(http://registration.excite.com).

A spam filter is gratis at Hotmail and Yahoo! Mail, while
you can auto-forward or auto-reply with an Excite account.
Whatever provider you select, remember that what's
free today might not be tomorrow.

Hopefully your provider won't just collapse. But just in case,
you should never rely on Web storage for vital messages or
information. Always make a local backup!

From Kim Komando newsletter


The other big buggie - nothing new though - save me from every (s)he-it screamin' whinin' primadonna. Or as Rexanne put is so succinctly, those frantic about themselves. What really flattens me is the stuff they're worried about - ain't worth going to the trouble of asking to borrow 99 percent of the time. Most recently laughable was the idiot with "Don't even think about it ... all property of ... " plastered all over. Oh, puhleeeeze - I'd seen it all before, several times, and I know none of it wasn't his originally." Joke's on their huffy puffies anyway, straight from a rather well-known horse's mouth:

There is no way that I know of to absolutely protect an image.
You can add code to prevent the right-click menu from popping up,
you can disable copy and paste, but all anyone has to do is press
the Print Screen key on their keyboard to copy an image of their
entire screen to their clipboard. Then all they have to do is paste it
into a graphics program and crop out the parts they don't want.

If it's something that absolutely must be protected, then it's
probably best not to put it online.

I found the above truly hilarious, was a new one on me. Can't wait to try it :) Ornery, pure ornery - however, when I shared with one friend, "I did this long ago, before I learned other ways, but I had forgotten, geesh."

Aha - exactly like good ol' Burt's "How ignorant you are depends on which part of the country you're standing in ..." Always loved that line, from Smokey and the Bandit. Have used it frequently for a variety of circumstances - usually as a reassuring OK, which answers the last question below.


Thought for the day, week, year

   Cowardice asks the question, is it safe?

   Expedience asks the question, is it politically correct?

   Egotism asks the question, would it be the popular thing to do?

   But Integrity asks the question, is it the right thing to do?


Most people are happy to lend their work, even customize, at least the ones who've been around for a while. Here's a nice token of appreciation to keep on hand. It was a special request, making it somewhat unique. Meant primarily for taggers, anyone would enjoy.

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And thank you Sandy, twice! And thrice, just added the AirHead above :)

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Poor, poor terrorists
Greg Crosby
http://www.newsandopinion.com/cols/crosby.html

http://www.NewsAndOpinion.com - The International Committee of the Red Cross is worried that the captured al Qaeda and Taliban terrorists being held at our naval base at Guantanimo are not being treated fairly and humanely. Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, and other assorted humanitarian aid groups have also jumped on the bandwagon to make human rights demands, quote from the Geneva Conventions, and point their accusatory fingers at America's supposed mistreatment of these poor fellows.

I, too, am very concerned about mistreatment of these Taliban and al Qaeda chaps. As a matter of fact, I'm so moved by their plight, that I purpose we take up a collection for them. Maybe stage a few rallies. March on Washington. And let's ask the movie stars and recording artists to get together and do a televised concert to aid the poor, poor terrorists who are being held against their will by the nasty ol' United States government.

It sounds to me like they might need some hot shot defense lawyers to hurry down there to save them. A dream team for the terrorists. And you know who the attorneys would be. It's always the same oily guys. Dershowitz, Cochran, Bailey. Can't you see the televised circus? Dershowitz with his convoluted logic, Bailey with his phony theatrics, and Cochran with his rhyming sound bites. Just the thought of it all makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up. Brrrrr.

We'll need the United Nations to send inspectors down there to "oversee and monitor" the situation, too. These UN representatives will bring some sorely needed necessities for the prisoners. The items should include the things that would make the detainees feel most at home. Things like maggot-infested food, dirt, lots of sand, dirt, camel dung, dirt, and enslaved women and children. Ah - home sweet home!

Just in case some of us may have forgotten, (well, it has been four months since the terrorist attacks and we Americans have such short attention spans!) these are the people who want us dead. These are the people who hate anyone who isn't a fundamentalist Muslim. These are the people who are suicide bombers. These are the people who murder innocent men, women, children and babies and call it the will of the Creator. These are the people who will literally do anything to see western democracy destroyed. Remember the World Trade Center? Remember the Pentagon? Remember the 3,000 dead? Remember that guy in the plane with the shoe bombs?

I've got my own ideas on how to deal with these monsters - and in a way that they could appreciate. Let's get a bunch of jetliners - the kind that can be operated pilot-less from the ground. I don't know how many prisoners there are in Guantanamo Bay, but send down enough of these jets to accommodate all of them. Strap them all into the planes and set the automated pilot on a course for the highest peaks in the mountains of Afghanistan. Tell them in their native languages (so they will fully understand what will happen to them) that they will be crashing into the sides of the mountains really soon. "Have fun, boys! Say hi to all the virgins in the other world for us!" "Write when you find Allah!"

See? That's MY suggestion of proper treatment for these dirt bags. Think the ICRC will go for it? I don't know why they wouldn't - as far as I can tell, this would be "fair and just" treatment in the truest sense of the words.


You know what upsets me?
People with absolutely nothing to do with their lives, so they complain how the US is treating the prisoners or "detainees" from Afghanistan.

Do you know why they are complaining? They see a picture on the news or the Internet and they see someone who is shackled and blindfolded and walking with two armed guards behind razor wire. This picture tells them they are treated unfairly. Here is what I see ...

I see a thin, sickly looking person who under severe mental duress from being bombed, was cleaned up, given a haircut to prevent infestation of parasites, and given new clothes and shoes to wear. I see a person  who is given three nutritious meals per day and a bed to sleep on in a tropical climate, not the cold desert floor of Afghanistan, eating worms, bugs, and goat. I see a person who will be able to get relief from their pains and illnesses without paying a dime for medical expenses. They will get rest, educated, and their mental stress levels will have dropped tremendously because they were taken out of a combat area and will not be shot at again.

I see these people blindfolded and shackled behind razor wire. I  have the intellectual ability to understand why they are this way. For those who do not have this ability, let me explain it to you. They are  blindfolded to protect  US soldiers. These people can not plan to destroy something if they can not see it. They are shackled because these same people have proven they will easily give up their lives to kill just one American.

The razor wire is a mental deterrent, just like the little alarm company warning signs most of you out there have on your home, but don't have the actual alarm system. You would think many times over before actually trying to cross that razor wire. For all of you people out there thinking how bad
these poor detainees have it under such strict guard, you need to do a lot more thinking about other things in your life.

I was born September 11th, 1966, and every birthday I have from now on will never be a happy one. Why? Because as I am out somewhere trying to have a nice dinner, someone will have a candle or a ribbon or something, crying about the anniversary of a national tragedy. And then I will think, about how insignificant my one little birthday actually is compared to everything else that had happened on that one day.

It boggles my mind that there are actually people out there in this world, in leadership positions, head of companies that actually think that we are doing something wrong when it comes to protecting our nation and our people. These same people will be the first ones to complain about something that happens to them when they are vacationing outside this country. They will ask why the US does not do anything about their misfortune. These are the same people who complain about taxes and how bad their lives actually are.

I am not afraid or ashamed to speak my peace. I am an American, my father fought for this country, and was willing to die for it.

Dr. Steven Tomaselli
Uvalde, Texas

Did a quickie search, this kind of letter has been debunked before. Nothing popped up - I'd run it anyway, either way - hard to argue with common sense, wherever it originates. Cheers to the next too, often this kind of approach sticks to a lame-brain better than the usual.

A letter home from Camp Guantanamo

Dear Mom,

What can I say? War is hell, but Guantanamo is fabulous. Temps are hovering in the low 70s, finally got rid of that rat's nest the Talibans called a beard, and am eating better than we ever did at Osama's. I've already put on 10 pounds. When I get out of here, I'll bring you a box of Fruit Loops. When do I get out of here - now there's the question of the millennium. But, hey, who's in a hurry? Like I said, they feed us, let us shower, pray, write home. They even gave us a mattress, prayer mats and a copy of the Koran. What a bunch of twits.

Speaking of which, have you been following the news about our maltreatment here? It's a hoot. Amnesty International and a bunch of other bleeding-heart organizations have been giving the Americans hell for being "hard on us." They said that shaving our heads and beards was a human-rights violation because it humiliated us. I'm telling you, who needs Comedy Central? Me? I'm just happy to be rid of the lice, but don't tell anybody. Ha, ha. Our self-anointed protectors also say that making us live in these open-air pens is cruel. Obviously, they've never lived in a cave.

We've got a roof - remember those? - and plenty of shade. The soldiers watching over us are sweating like pigs in their tents while their guys still in Afghanistan would probably trade their baby sisters for a weekend in my "cell." Anyway, all us guys are loving the attention, as well as the distraction. We're just waiting for the right moment when we can get back to business. All that training wasn't for nothing. One chance, that's all I need, and a Marine's aortic valve will be my breakfast. I hope it's a woman. Nah, just kidding, Ma. The sexes here are totally equal, and women act and talk just like men. If they were our women living under our laws, we'd have to shoot every last one of them. But so typical of these Western psychos. Americans don't realize that they're their own worst enemies. They're so consumed with doing the right thing, with being sensitive (even soldiers have gender-sensitivity training, for Allah's sake) and not hurting anybody's feelings, that they're practically rocking us to sleep at night.

Hey, tell Amnesty International I need cable! And while they're at it, I could use some Dasani. This local stuff is a tad cloudy. As far as I can tell, the only American with any spine or sense is that dude Rumsfeld. Of course, he was a soldier before John Gray started carrying on about Mars and Venus. Are Americans stupid or what? They believe that men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Yeah, right. Anyway, Rumsfeld understands that we would disembowel any American without hesitation or regret. He seems to get it - that our whole purpose in life is to destroy America. We don't hate freedom, Mr. Prezzie Bush; we just hate you and all your stinking ilk. That goes for all you hyphenated-Americans, too. Think hard. We shoot our own mothers for stepping outside their houses without our permission, and you think we'd hesitate to rip out a soldier's jugular when he bends down to make sure our handcuffs aren't bruising our little wristy-poos? You gotta love 'em, Ma. We've used their naivete against them before; we'll do it again and die happy. Well, I better go now. They just called us to prayer (die laughing here), and I'm hoping for a quick nap before dinner. Ciao for now.

Love, Muhammad Mohammed Achmeed.


Gotta love this ditty, 'specially 'tween the lines

Dear US citizen:
Thank you for your recent whinny-assed letter criticizing the treatment of detainees being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. And, we sincerely appreciate that you've already copied Hillary.

As part of the Administration's Liberal Empathy Training Program, you'll be pleased to learn that the Administration has decided to place one detainee under your exclusive care. Your detainee is scheduled to be delivered to your personal residence Monday. The detainee is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you strongly recommended in your letter of admonishment. It will be necessary that you hire your own caretakers. We will also conduct weekly inspections, of course, to assure that your detainee is actually being cared for in the manner you personally prescribed.

His meal requirements are simple, but we strongly suggest using menus that do not require utensils. While he does bite, the rabies test was negative, although he does have a bad case of body lice that we haven't completely remedied.

Although he is a sociopath and very psychotic, we do welcome your promised efforts to overcome that "attitudinal problem" with your promised counseling and home schooling. He's extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or light bulb. We do not suggest that you ask him to demonstrate these proficiencies at your next bridge party. He also has the ability to make a variety of lethal bombs from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, not withstanding that it may conflict with your moral values or disrupt your
maid's daily routine. Please heed the large orange notice attached to your detainee's cage. "Does not play well with others."

Your detainee generally bathes quarterly, with the change of seasons, assuming that it rains, and washes his clothes simultaneously. That should help with your water bill.

Be assured, your detainee absolutely loves pets of all kinds, but is especially fond of cats and dogs. He prefers them roasted. You take good care of our detainee now.

My call on the whole stinkin' pile? Prisons are not meant to be country clubs, mystified though the addled seem to be on the matter.


On pacifism

While the novel concept of pacifism may have a niche in abstract thought, it's a principle that's self-defeating in reality. For pacifism to exist and flourish (and not be brutally stamped out), it requires the wars, hostilities, and conflicts of the past to sustain itself. Without the freedom of speech that blood was spilled for, it could not be voiced; therefore pacifism owes its existence to the very actions it professes to abhor, actually even causing more bloodshed by inaction and indifference to danger. This is in keeping with the true cardinal rule of the left - liberalism always accomplishes the exact opposite of its stated intent. Thanks Lou, a.k.a. The Philosophic Warrior: http://community-2.webtv.net/lveronie/doc/


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Surprise Valentine Tube

Paper towel tube
yarn
red tissue paper
aluminum foil
snack food
paper
scissors
glue

Cut a section from a paper towel tube to make it a little shorter. For a
handle, run a piece of yarn through the inside. Cut and glue a strip of

red tissue paper around the edge of each end of the tube. Cut slits in the
tissue for fringe.

Cover the tube with glue and aluminum foil. Add cut paper hearts. place
small snack food inside the middle of the tube. Stuff the tube ends with crumpled
tissue paper.


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Chicken Valentino
My contribution, as foodie editor, to Rexanne's Web Review
http://www.rexanne.com/rwr-archives.html
"Web Sites and Insights"


The beauty of this recipe is that it will wait while you enjoy candles and wine or whatever distraction may come along ... It was prepared for me by an amorous Italian who claimed he invented it. Ordinarily, I have to mess around with any recipe. This one was so perfect in its simplicity, tampering was limited to bestowing the title.

Submerge boneless, skinless chicken breasts in your favorite spaghetti sauce to bake for a minimum of 45 minutes at 350. Check, when the pink is all gone, they're basically done - just waiting to be topped with a few slices of Provolone cheese right before serving. Turn to low, or proceed. Only takes a few minutes for the cheese to bubble and brown. Serve with garlic bread (you'll both be eating it so relax), salad and a side of pasta - the perfect V-day dinner.

While it's true it's just as easy to fall in love with a good cook as a bad one, the good are few and far between. The force behind the decision to step into the unknown frequently is romance. Somebody should know what they're doing. Chickie V is one of many "Wowees" featured in "Lifestyles." The culinarily inept must keep their spirits up in the beginning, best to pick guinea pigs with healthy appetites. Then, they must be trained to be honest and the cook must learn to take positive criticism. Some of my best teachers were men I never dreamed to be possessed of knowledge beyond the barbecue.

If you tend toward matchmaking, get your checkbook out right now and order books for all your single friends. Then, go meet my soldiers who are single: http://www.therealmartha.com/WARK9/index.htm. That isn't why I "adopted" them - my yenta self reappeared shortly after I became a "mom" and insisted we get back to work. That is another project expansion coming up. Listings (not tacky ads) will be free for all military personnel. There will also be a limited introductory free membership offer. A number of civilians are already listed here: http://www.therealmartha.com/Selective%20Singles/index.htm


Back to the adoption subject: Consider taking a service member's family under your wing. Or at the very least, looking in on a neighbor. All kinds of things/problems, over and above loneliness, could be happening that can become overwhelming. As an example, one friend's pay was misdirected. His wife was too embarrassed (why I don't know) to ask her family for help. It was simple enough to straighten out but would have gone on uncorrected if another friend hadn't become concerned.

Maybe there's not a "real" problem. Nonetheless, any parent newly alone would appreciate a break for themselves. Offer to take kids to a movie, for ice cream, walk the dog ... check the oil in the car, drop off a homemade meal for Mr. Mom, hundreds of things anyone can do to help ease the load and loneliness. Put yourself in their shoes for ideas.


From Sarah, founder of AdoptSoldier: http://members.tripod.com/adoptsoldier
Some people have e-mailed me recently about getting overseas mail returned to them. Unfortunately deployed units move around a lot and sometimes it is very hard to track them. Most of the people who have contacted me sent letters back in October/November. I know this is frustrating but in most cases we do not have updated addresses for units moving around. There is not a whole lot the staff or myself can do in these cases. I do apologize, but that is one of the "consequences" of military life.


CLINTONVILLE, Wis., Jan. 21 (AP) — Three fire trucks built by a company in this east central Wisconsin town are heading to the East Coast this week to help replace equipment lost in the Sept. 11 terrorist attack.

Workers at Seagrave Fire Apparatus had one of the trucks painted with a red-white-and-blue mural on both sides showing a firefighter raising an American flag.
"I am so proud that a small city of this size can help out a city like New York," said Diane Eastman, a lifelong resident of the area, who brought her daughter to see one of the trucks.

Seagrave started rushing to build 54 custom fire trucks for New York after receiving an emergency order in October estimated at about $25 million. It normally takes up to a year to build a fire truck.

The New York Fire Department lost about 95 pieces of equipment when the World Trade Center was destroyed.

Seagrave, which employs about 350 people, has supplied fire equipment for New York since 1918, when some city trucks were still drawn by horses. Many Seagrave workers have personal ties to New York firefighters, who often visit the company to inspect the trucks.

"There's been a lot of outgoing emotions that have gone along with this," said George Kanugh, Seagrave's marketing and sales manager.

The first three trucks are to leave Wisconsin on Tuesday morning. They will make a stop at the company's New Jersey office, where workers will finish equipping them.

New York firefighters will have the trucks next month, ready for service, while Seagrave finishes the rest of the order, Kanugh said. On each truck, workers fixed a medallion commemorating the firefighters killed in the attacks.

The day after the terrorist attack, Seagrave workers from New Jersey arrived at the disaster site trying to repair burned and disabled trucks.

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Originals from the firefighter flag-raising statue fiasco
The word tracks and names probably feel indelibly imprinted right now.
The wound will heal, outrage will fade, the scar remains.

Issue: We've all seen the famous photograph of firefighters Dan
McWilliams, Billy Eisengrein, and George Johnson raising a flag,
Iwo Jima-style, over the ground-zero wreckage of the Twin Towers.
It's stirred pride in the hearts of most Americans, regardless of
our race, color, creed, sex, etc.

According to the Associated Press ("Flag-Raising Statue Draws
Criticism," 1/11/02), "A statue based on the famous photograph of
the flag-raising at the World Trade Center site is being criticized
because the three white firefighters in the picture have been
transformed into one white, one black and one Hispanic. Some
firefighters and their families say the 19-foot bronze is political
correctness run amok and an attempt to rewrite history.

The $180,000 sculpture is expected to be erected this spring at
the Fire Department's Brooklyn headquarters in tribute to the 343
firefighters killed in the attack.

Action Item: As Carlo Casoria, who lost his firefighter son,
Thomas, said, "They're rewriting history in order to achieve
political correctness." As most people know, the men depicted in
the Iwo Jima monument, fashioned after another famous photo, are
the individuals shown in the picture. No one would have dreamed
of replacing those heroes.

No one should replace these three modern heroes, either.

The decision to represent different races was made by the bureaucrats
in charge of the New York Fire Department, the makers of the statue,
and the property-management company that owns the department
headquarters building and commissioned the work. You can contact them,
along with the New York City Council, with the information below.
Let them know what you think ... the three firemen in the original picture
deserve to be the ones on that statue.

There's no predicting pinhead planning, might want to keep contact info handy.
In the meantime, how long can it take to block letter a worthy after-curse and fire off a fax?

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Fire Department, City of New York
Fire Commissioner Nicholas Scoppetta
9 MetroTech Center
Brooklyn, NY 11201-3857
Phone: 718-999-1455
Fax: 718-999-2789
Contact form: http://www.ci.nyc.ny.us/html/mail/html/mailfdny.html

The Council of the City of New York
City Hall/Room 5
New York, NY 10007
Phone: 212-788-7100
Fax: 212-788-9296
Email: feedback@council.nyc.ny.us

Forest City Ratner Companies
Bruce C. Ratner, president
1 Metrotech Center North
Brooklyn, NY 11201
Phone: 718-923-8400
Fax: 718-923-8700
Email: info@fcrc.com

StudioEIS
Elliot Schwartz, president
35 York Street
Brooklyn, NY 11201
Phone: 718-797-4561
Fax: 718-797-4562
E-mail: info@studioeis.com

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No telling how long related links will be accessible

Firefighters Win Battle Over Ground Zero Statue
http://www.newsmax.com/showinsidecover.shtml?a2002/1/17/162132
http://www.nydailynews.com/2002-01-21/News_and_Views/Opinion/a-138834.asp - Excellent overall anti-PC
http://www.toogoodreports.com/column/general/goodtree/20020120-fss.htm - Beth at her scathing best - not to be missed! In case it disappears due a war that may happen over a butcher job the editor there did to another* story, here's an excerpt.

"Supporters of the statue claim that it is representative of all Americans. How can I put this strongly enough yet printably polite? Ah yes ... horse hockey pucks!

"If the proponents of said statue really wanted to be representative of the American people, they would have made at least one and one half of the people in it women. The argument against so doing is that it wouldn´t be representative of reality. My response is — so this is??? Where does one draw the line between reality and fiction? Women were victims, women were rescuers, and women serve as fire fighters, so how come no women?

"OK, let´s forget the women argument. How come no Orientals or Native Americans? Why only a black man, a Hispanic man, and a Caucasian man? It can´t be because they make up the majority of the New York City Fire Department. Blacks and Hispanics only account for around 3 percent of the force."

*More from Beth, pure gold as a matter of fact, on abortion - exactly the way it was "writ" below.


A few more real people responses, from discussion groups, and e-mail

I sent off a couple of not so nice letters to the addresses you sent with the article about the statue. I told them that if they changed it, all it would say to people is that, "We are proud of all Americans, unless they're white." It is absolutely ridiculous trying to change that. I'd like to see them change one of the faces on Mt. Rushmore just because they are all white. Sorry, lost the credit on this one

As many times as I've seen that picture I can honestly say
I never noticed what the nationalities of the three men were.
All I saw in my eyes were three firefighters standing amidst
rubble holding up or looking at our flag, the whole point
of the picture was to say that, "Our flag was still there!!"
No matter what happens, who tries to hurt us, WE the
American people will never cower to terrorism. It
wouldn't have mattered whether is was a black man
there, a Chinese, Hispanic, a white guy, or a freaking
blue Smurf, the meaning is the same!!!
If they are going to erect a statue depicting this
particular picture then it should remain true to
the original picture. Don't doctor it for
some insecure bigot who won't leave the race
issue alone! I see no colors and I think most
people don't, especially in a situation such as
when this photo was taken!! Enough said?
Alrighty then ... stop whining!! Char
(more from Char below, different subject) 

This issue is getting way out of control. The statue should be of the likeness of the actual firefighters, no matter what race they are. It just so happened that it was three white guys. What is important is all the dead be recognized in a plaque commemorating their bravery. People are too hung up on race. My wife is black, we do not care about these issues. Just honor all the people who died that fateful day! Larry

Ya know, I hope the American people keep the balls they grew since 9/11~!!!!!!!!! S. Clements


Comments are still welcome to be added here. We, the people, proved speaking up works. What I don't want is bitching or questions about black as not capitalized. I edit according to the AP style book, down capped is correct, like it or not. The writers did not use Afro-American. Lazy editing will let a variety of mistakes that happen to look right go by. Rank, military or otherwise is not usually capped either. Capped is correct only when used as a formal title before name. Now, does police Capt. John Jones look right? It is. Abbreviations rules vary between rank and rating, and in usage as description or title. Are we having fun yet?

Side note (from a regular dictionary): I questioned "native" as capped, to find that Native American also refers to Hawaiians of Polynesian descent and in Canada and Alaska, in particular, American Indian is still preferred as a useful distinction from Eskimos. I have no agenda or axe to grind. White bread looks, white bread name, the only real prejudice I've ever felt was lack of a degree salary-wise. Once, way back when, after a concentrated effort to improve my typing, I was seriously torqued to hear they wanted a minority. I got over it.

As any editor will tell you, race is always a hot potato (possible advertiser loss) - as an editor with no one but my readers to answer to, I thoroughly enjoy and respect my freedom to use whatever makes a point the way I want it made. To put that another way, don't let the door hit ya on the way out. Political correctness flat sucks, always has, always will. As also proven by statue BS, sniveling and yapping, by ignorant, waaay off-base opinionators worsened the bite. True, common sense won - by no means without rotten, unpardonable cost. For the hundredth time, I repeat, when everybody quits worrying about everybody else's religion, race and anything else that's nobody's else's business, there will be no wars required. Of course I want peace, but not one minute before every deserving ass is kicked, hard, and "business" lessons learned.


Here we go again, I thought this was an extremely cool graphic. I also saw it as potentially offensive. To my pleasant surprise, after an informal survey, response was positive. One women added that her men often dressed and painted in like style. Quite a few interesting topics came up in the process. Watch for features on future pages.

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And now the ultimate for sensitive, sticky, delicate
No wonder the last few weeks have been insanity unlimited, controversy has been flying non-stop. I'm sick of it and more than burnt after collecting and editing. Again, this is last heavy-on-politics page. I'm used to dealing with morons and antiquated attitudes regarding animal welfare, and I'm better at it. Can't do it all well.

The following was posted to a list, my response follows. Adding a better-considered preface now strikes me as pertinent. I never had an abortion decision to make. Possibility yes, reality no, followed by immense relief. Timing/circumstance was always the pits, on top not being cut out to raise kids in the first place. I "escaped" - which puts me no where near qualified to judge, or make monumental decisions for any other existing life.

The Bush administration is proposing a new rule that would allow states to classify a fetus as an "unborn child." While the government says this would make more women eligible for prenatal health care, pro-choice activists say it's just an attempt to make it easier to outlaw abortion by elevating the rights of a fetus. What do you think?

There are few topics touchier than abortion, however, anyone with half a brain realizes it must be left to individual choice. "Status" of any kind should never be an issue concerning proper health care for anyone. Unfortunately, it doesn't take even half a brain to realize how many people in a variety of status circumstances go without care, and die, every day, because of ridiculous BS rules and regulations. Hopefully, stirring up the qualification questions one way will help straighten out the whole mess. This would be one to keep tabs on and jump in on whenever possible. Keep we the people and our tax dollars in mind.

That was basically off the top of my head, even though, individual choice and safety has always been my thinking. Health care expense has been a problem at various times, and could very well be again at any given wrong interval. Is there ever a "good" time to fall ill? Sore questions to which there are no easy answers.

I was behind on reading posts that day. By the time I got to them, starting with a subject head, "Enough, too emotional, lighten up," there wasn't much point to reading the rest. I might be in a mood to consider adding more opinions here later, if anyone manages to say it better than Beth, I'll be amazed. It is a complete pleasure to present this, "writ" as it was, not one word jacked with or cut. Tsk, tsk to the other editor for losing his balls, "mine" are still intact.

May I Legislate Your Testicles?
By Beth Goodtree

The government’s latest proposal to change the status of a fetus in the State Children's Insurance Health Program (SCHIP) may be commendable in its intention. But the ramifications are far from commendable and, as such, this proposal needs to be reworked before it rewrites some long-fought and hard-won basic civil liberties.

The government’s latest idea would be to call a fetus a child from the moment of conception, thus effectively giving the unborn fetus a new legal status. The supposed intention of this is to allow public money to be used for prenatal care for lower income expectant mothers. However, all may not be as it appears.

Who could argue with health care for pregnant women and their babies? It should be as natural and forthcoming, regardless of ability to pay, as childbirth itself. And in most advanced countries it is. But not in ours. Could it be that certain factions have been withholding such basic and logically necessary health care to use as a lever to further their own specific agendas? Let’s consider the abortion issue. Again. (But in a slightly different way.)

To declare a fetus of indeterminate age as a person more than touches on the religious issues, it bangs smack up against some of the most fundamental beliefs of many people. When does a mass of dividing cells become a person? We have been debating that issue for more years than I have extra pounds and daily hissy fits. For that matter, what is a person?

Is a person merely an organism with potential to be self-aware, or is it only an organism that is self-aware, or does it need to have a "soul"? For that matter, is there such a thing as a soul? And if so, when does it enter the body? We can debate this until the bovines come home to roost, and we will never agree. Heck, science hasn’t even proven the existence of a soul. I’m not sure they’re even working on it.

So it seems obvious, at least to me, that the point at which a mass of cells becomes a person has to be left to the realm of spirituality and religion, and is therefore an individual decision. This is essentially what was decided in Roe v. Wade. Abortion was a personal decision and the state should not impose itself.

Yet giving the status of personhood to a newly formed fetus is a very dangerous first step in having the state declare an unknown such as when actual personhood occurs as a truth. It also cuts both ways in a legal sense that is not being widely debated.

Many years ago, I had two friends who got pregnant around the same time. One was a planned and much anticipated pregnancy, the other was definitely the fault of a defective birth control product. Both women knew they were pregnant almost immediately. The one who had gotten pregnant through no fault of her own made plans to have an immediate abortion. She was scheduled to have it in the third week of her pregnancy. The other woman was involved in a fatal car crash in her third week of pregnancy. Her husband was killed, she lost the three-week old fetus, and she was left incapable of bearing any more children.

The woman who lost her fetus in the car accident, sued the people at fault for the loss of her unborn child and lost. It was decided that a three-week collection of cells did not constitute a baby. Yet the same law that prevented her from punishing those responsible for the loss of the only child she would be able to bear from her dead husband also allowed my other friend to get a much-wanted (and in my opinion, a necessary) abortion.

This new status for a fetus would give women like my friend in the car accident legal recourse if their unborn children were harmed. This is a good thing. But it also seems to declare that the unwanted mass of cells that began to form when my other friend’s birth control failed, now have precedence, or merit at least equal treatment over her wishes for her own body.

This whole issue of personhood should be dropped. There must be a better way of writing the law to avoid this issue and yet ensure that all pregnant women get the necessary health care. Designating a fetus at any stage as a person strikes me as just another attempt to dictate to a woman what she can and cannot do with her uterus. I would have no problem with this as long as there is equal treatment under the law.  Therefore I propose companion legislation allowing women to legislate what men can and cannot do with their testicles!

I truly fail to see anything offensive above, have no idea what motivation the nutless wonder had for screwing with the piece. His loss, my gain - regular readers may remember it was the other way around a few months ago. I was waiting on documentation of statistics and a few hard to believe sections in one article when Beth asked me not to run it. She had the opportunity in the higher traffic site, on the condition it was a first run. Will be interesting to see what happens next - what goes around, comes around. Stay tuned!

Goodtree is good, no question - I've known it since she gave me a few humor pieces last year ~ http://www.therealmartha.com/Skewed_Views/index.htm ~ Skewed Views presented by The UnBlonde Sheep, poking holes while tending to the general shearing of BS


More responses to daily topics and general e-mail discussions
If no credit is attached to a piece, or it's not clearly
marked as a paraphrased example, it's mine, in this color.

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Do you think reporters needlessly put themselves in harms way? When something goes wrong do you think they deserve it?

Idiots going for glory deserve exactly what they get.


Do you fear terrorist attacks now as much as you did right after the attack and why or why not?  

I'm in a quiet little 'burb of St. Louis, MO. Not a lot to worry about in general but worth keeping my eyes open. I have been surprised there haven't been attacks on small towns just to "prove a point." Doesn't mean there won't still be.

I was in OKC 9-11, of all places, on top of that city, in FAA (Fed. Aviation) student housing. Mike was in Fed. building which happens to be the school for the whole country. Not just young trainees either, I think they send 'em to school forever actually. Point being, a lot of experience concentrated there, easy to wipe out in one or two strokes - yea, I was paranoid. No clue as to what the enemy would do next - or even, at first, who the enemy was. Whole atmosphere in the city was eerie/edgy to say the least.

I'm sure I wouldn't have felt that level of vulnerability at home. I did what I do whenever I need to act on something, which is write. That's what got my first mailing going and that turned into pages right away - trying to make/pass some sense around while everybody was running around nuts about rumors and media BS. Recording my feelings and just plain doing something made me feel less helpless.

The urgency has passed but there's still lots more coming to deal with down the road, including unexpected side effects, good and bad.


Should the USA give money to Afghanistan?

We can give them tools and show them how to use them to rebuild, and educational material to become self-supportive. "Teach a man to fish" thing ya know. There's a limit though. We have plenty of starving kids and adults out of work, living in rat-infested or worse hovels right here at home, everywhere. Would be nice to take care of our own (this is a very old peeve). Too much help is never a good thing, makes people lazy and expect they're entitled to more. That goes for the whole world.

Do you think we will ever get over the attack and go back to normal or stop talking about it on a constant basis?

We will never get back to "normal." Talking about it is a necessary part of healing, no matter to what extent each person has been affected. Hopefully we have all learned from the experience - to appreciate life and that freedom must never be taken for granted and to participate more positively in that life, with family, friends and strangers.

A day will come when we no longer ache. A day will come, when we no longer cry. A day will come, when we no longer ask the unanswerable 'why?' Our hearts will be less empty, our eyes less unseeing, our fears less painful. We will rise above the maddening events of that one tragic day in September, but we will never, ever forget. We will not forget those who gave their all for the chance to save some life. We will not forget those who were left behind to carry on. Some tomorrow, we will rejoice, we will embrace the deserved eulogies of every hero our nation has had the honor to know. Not today, for today we still grieve, but on that tomorrow, we will embrace, standing together for the rest of the world to see and know, we are America. Helen

Sure we will, but it will be a long time, and we will not be 'normal,' again in our lifetime. TSG

I think that we need to remind those who seem to forget the horrific things that have rocked our world, as soon as the images are taken off of TV. Ya know the types of people I mean ... time for those with the red, white, and blue flying on their cars to replace the faded and tattered ribbons, flags, etc. with new and fresh.

I'm glad the news did stop showing the same pictures over and over again, the people did need time to regain their sense of balance. OK, I'm balanced again ... but that doesn't mean I have forgotten or will ever forget what the idiots attempted to do to our nation. I am still mad, I am still pissed off, I am still grieving for all of the senseless loss of precious lives ... and my blood pressure rises to uncontrollable levels when I hear someone saying, "OK, it is in the past move on." Move on to what ??? Our nation will never be the same, our lives will never be the same. I am soooo sick and tired of the politically correct, "Oooh, we don't want to offend someone."

Thank heavens for friends like you (meaning Helen, this was a forward) who will allow me to express my feelings and understand where I am coming from, even if I don't use those "50-cent college words." Nina

Wait, they're going for 50 cents? Each? Whoa, get me a collegiate dictionary. We are The People, and for years nobody has listened to us because those who were complacent, while they might disagree with something, didn't stand up to be counted. They just shook their heads and went on. Now, most are demanding to be counted. If this continues, we will see change, and we will see change for the better. WE, our foreparents, built this Nation, and we dearly love and respect it. NOBODY, can take that feeling away from us. Many had lost sight of Honor and Integrity, because we were denied it's very existence during the clinton years. 9/11 gave us regrets, and it also gave us power, the power we as Americans thought we had lost. THAT must never be forgotten either, we are still THE PEOPLE~!


This may look like more effort than you may feel like putting forth to digest. Do it anyway. Points are clearly made and all belong on the front burner. Bossy little bitch ain't I? Sorree, flu bug bit me, I don't feel so very good on top of the usual here today, back tomorrow, almost-over-the-hill body circus.

I added the protester bit before I sent to my list, with my reply, and Helen's - she sent start up.

Same thing was going around very shortly after 9-11, now's a good time to recycle for reactions to all the "rights" paranoia BS. Coincidentally, another friend sent the same day (this time) with the comment, "I want my country back." No sh*t - what we all have to do is start supporting that very thing, as in who deserves rights, not the ones hiding behind them.

A protester said to his girlfriend, "I'm on my way to pick up my unemployment check. Then I've got to go to the university to see what's holding up this month's Federal Education Grant. Meanwhile you can go over to the free clinic and check up on your tests. And right after I stop by the Welfare Department to see if they will up our eligibility limit again, I'll meet you at the Federal Building for the demonstration against this rotten, oppressive establishment ...!"

Yessiree folks, there's a lot that needs to be addressed, in a quiet, orderly fashion. No one listens to screamers for long. In other words, we all need to be expressing our feeling to neighbors, at home and at work (carefully there, losing your job won't do anybody any good). Certain messes took a long time to develop to the point they have, it'll take a lot of work to clean them up.

Helen's intro: I don't know who the author is but I think it is well said.

This is an editorial written by an American citizen, published in a Tampa Newspaper.


Immigrants, not Americans, must adapt

I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct" crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others. I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America.


Our population is almost entirely comprised of descendants of immigrants. However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand. This idea of America being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity.

As Americans, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has been developed over centuries of struggles, trials, and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.


We speak E
nglish, not Spanish, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society, learn the language! "In God We Trust" is our national motto. This is not some Christian, right wing, political slogan. We adopted this motto because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools.

If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture. If Stars and Stripes offend you, or you don't like Uncle Sam, then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet.

We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really don't care how you did things where you came from.


This is
our country, our land, and our lifestyle. Our First Amendment gives every citizen the right to express his opinion and we will allow you every opportunity to do so. But, once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about our flag, our pledge, our national motto, or our way of life, I highly encourage you to take advantage of one other great American freedom, The Right to Leave.

Please pass this along if you agree.

Of course I agree, we have all seen this numerous times, however, if passing it along, may reach someone who makes decisions, not associated with the ACLU and like groups, and who may make a decision in our favor instead of one Madelyn Murray O'Hare type, I'm all for it! I can only speak for myself, but I'm mad as hell and do not intend to take it anymore. I also believe in profiling, if terrorists were bald white men, then they too should be profiled. Helen

I already addressed the language issue on an early page. "You cater to me" is a longtime peeve after experiencing a sampling of Cuban boat people attitude. You come to my country, you learn my language - exactly what I would expect to do if the situation was reversed. Not picking on Cubans necessarily, I truly could not believe their unwillingness to even try. Lucky for them, Spanish speakers were around.

My current what-hell-is-wrong-you-idiots has to do with all the screaming about rights violations. I'd like to see a cop on every corner and I wouldn't mind if I had to show ID to get in my own front door. I see heightened security as an excellent way to rid the streets of a variety of vermin who have been "slipping through the cracks." The only people who have anything to worry about are the ones who have something to hide. As far as e-mail monitoring and such - fine, who cares. Clean up your act if it's embarrassing. I'm quite sure the FBI or whichever agency has better ways to spend time than on "normal" stupidity. I DO want the government to know if my neighbor has been sending money to support un-American activities.

Your turn ... and please sign the way you want your credit to appear if I decide to use. Pen names are OK if your real name would cause difficulty (the boss and you don't see eye to eye for instance). I'm the only one who needs to know who you are. You're welcome to include your e-addy if you want direct contact.

Thanks, and please take full advantage of the opportunity to think and express freely here on any relevant subject. Please also take time to check out http://www.therealmartha.com/WARWhatisAm/index.htm - (What is American/who is).

Highlights from a piece credited to a Marine vet:


This is the picture of America after more than a decade of "sensitivity classes" ... of the last US President having to be taught by aides how to salute because as a draft dodger, he never learned ... of our TV and motion pictures "heroes" vowing to leave the country because an election didn't go their way, then not leaving ... of  having no draft ... of Hillary Clinton as a role model ... disallowing the painting of pin-up nose art on the aircraft of men who might just be required to fly said craft to their deaths ... of our tax money being used to pay an "artist" to immerse a crucifix in a jar of urine ... of American citizens complaining about the noise military jets make when flying over their house, and going to court to get the target runs changed, and succeeding ... of a citizenry that cannot distinguish between an admiral and a chief petty officer, or between a pilot and a clerk for that matter."
 
We don't have John Wayne and Jimmy Stewart ... we have Jason Priestly and Yanni.  We don't have Ernie Pyle and Walter Cronkite ... we have Peter Jennings. 

We also have imbeciles - like Sean Penn and George Clooney who were "bad-boy/pretty-boy" buttheads from the get-go - spouting off. Without a doubt, the two best recent examples of egotistical pea-brains (or sh*t for) of "better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

One last invitation, send comments to MarthaJones1@aol.com. Use a clearly defined subject line if I don't know you (e-mail ID notes at end of page).

Agree?? I wish I had written it, if you want to come to this country learn the language, learn our culture and respect the heritage that made our country the desirable place that you want to live in. If you are coming here to take advantage of what my forefathers and foremothers fought for, then at least show  respect for what they fought and died for. If something here doesn't agree with you or your ways then you have the right and choice to leave. No one is holding a gun to you to make you stay!! But don't think that I won't use my guns, I have the right to own and use them, I have that right to defend myself, my family, and my home, and don't think for one second that I won't do it. And I have the right of freedom of speech and to voice my opinions. Bottom line, "Love it (America) or leave it." Nina Naukam

For too long I have seen too many people just not care how military, current and veterans, are treated. I usually get funny looks from people when I  am at a parade or any other place and the flag either goes by or they play the National Anthem. I have this tendency to ask people if they are true Americans when they don't show the respect they should. Right after the attacks happened, I was in line at a K-mart and a lady from Armenia told the cashier that they should not be allowed to display the American flag on their registers. Well, being me I asked her why, and she said that it offended her. I told that since it offender her, she should just hightail it back to Armenia to be oppressed and not have the freedom to stand there like an ass and say that the flag offended her. She told me I couldn't say that to her. I told her that if she could use our freedom of speech to say that the flag offended her, I could use the same freedom to tell her to kiss my American ass and if our flag is so offensive go to another country! I normally don't act like that, but she made me mad. Dang, I was sure I'd remember who sent this, I think I know - don't want to misplace credit.

I obviously agree. We are going to turn into a huge Yugoslavia one of these days if we keep nurturing multiculturalism. The "Melting Pot" worked for a couple of centuries and is the reason America is the only viable super power in today's world.

If you are coming to America to work and become a citizen I am all for you. Learn the language, pay your taxes (complain about them as we all do), join the party and welcome. Dual citizenship is bogus. You are an American or you aren't, can't have several loyalties.

Come here, live here, become a freedom loving member of society. Don't come to suck our blood, and remain a member of the failed society you left because it couldn't support you or your family.

I had to ask for Yugo-explanation: Yugoslavia Serbia, Kosovo etc. All separate cultures, separate countries at one time. They have all hated, fought and killed each other forever and it is still going on. Yugoslavia never really became one unified country except by force, they remained Serbs and Kosovans and several others. They did not become Yugoslavians. We all need to be Americans, not Native Americans, black Americans, Mex Americans, just f**king Americans. Hawk (Which, happens to be the first part of his real name.)

One right we all have is to be vocal about the injustices in our country and I for one am sick and tired of other nationalities/races expecting us to conform to their ways just because they chose to live in a country where freedom abounds. CR


Should immigrants coming in to this country speak English? (List topic)

You betcha!!!!!! My personal motto: Speak it or seek it ... other residence. This is really a pet peeve of mine. Grrrrrrr

Aside from the fact that it's rude, it enrages me that so much money is spent on making all reading material in bi- and tri-lingual languages when it could be spent on many other things here in the USA. I believe if they can't read it in English, they shouldn't be doing it in English. I also think it's simply a matter of indifference and laziness on the parts of the individuals who don't learn to speak English. Living in California, we often go to Tijuana or Baja. Is there a chance in hades they have flyers posted to tell Americans what and/or how to do things?? Not!!

And trust this ... if you don't get it right, there's nothing lying around in English to set you straight. You either learn enuff to keep you out of trouble or get your azz thrown right in Jell-o ... and I ain't talking about no gelatin!! Regina G.

After a certain amount of time, yes they should.
Sometimes people come here to escape danger in their
own country and have no time to learn it before they actually
set foot here. Time should be given to allow them
to take English as a second language classes. If after that
allotted time limit they'd better learn how to speak it or
they'll be taught how to say goodbye!

Look how often the police have problems in some of the big cities because the people they are after or even trying to help don't speak English. I know many cities offer free classes so there really is no excuse not to learn.

Another view point, by request, from a reader who first contacted me about another subject

I teach first grade, in public school, to Spanish speaking children, in Spanish, with the goal of teaching them English.  All of my parent-teacher conferences and letters home are in Spanish. All of my children's parents have signed a paper, called a waiver, requesting that their child be taught in Spanish, not to keep them from learning English, but to not lose their first language ... which is a very important thing. It's a great thing to be bi-lingual, and these children will be. Once their first language is gone, they have to learn it from square one, just like anyone else. There are thousands of children who have come to America, their parents insisted they only speak English, and they can't even greet their grandparents in their first language, because they've lost it.

My husband teaches English to adult foreign students. It's so much harder when they are adults ... but these adults are working hard and trying to learn English.  Some foreigners don't ever do so, but millions do, or are trying. 

I lived overseas for 27 years as a missionary. I know how hard it is to learn and speak another language. Through the years, I saw many, many Americans never giving a thought to learning another language ... they were kind of irritated that everyone in the world didn't speak English ... and they just lived in neighborhoods where there were other Americans, and only spoke English ... much like those in Florida do with their Spanish. 

I agree, that if you live in America, you should try and learn English. But don't be mad because there are children being taught in their first language for a couple of years, to give them a stronger base to go into English. They will do much better in the long run because of it. There are studies that prove this, or it wouldn't be being done today in many schools across our nation.

I don't know why the Cuban people you mentioned refused to speak English. Maybe they were shy ... maybe they were embarrassed because they had a heavy accent. Maybe they thought you would  laugh. Maybe they were used to living in a neighborhood where they didn't have to speak English ... which is too bad.  And a mistake. But it might be so.

Many of the people who come to America are educated, but many are not, and have come here to try and earn money to send back to their families in their home country. They work hard, but they believe their children will have better jobs here in the future, and speak English, and they feel it is worth the sacrifice.  Many are working long hours, and do not have the time or energy to go to school to learn, after working all day. Maybe someday, we will have to offer a little boost of financial help to those going to school to learn English, so they can feed their families at the same time.

These are just ideas I am sharing ... I know you could say, "Yes, but..." to any of these thoughts. But let's try and help where we can, and to assist our immigrants to learn and get ahead. Here in California, many are our gardeners, our dish washers, our street sweepers ... but their children hopefully will be more educated and will be a greater asset to our country and work in higher paying jobs. 

Thank you for letting me share, Martha. I am not an activist, not even a whispering one ... but I am sending this because I think it may present another side of the coin that you are studying for your project.

It certainly did. Thank you Pat for sharing. I feel differently, no doubt others willing to open their minds will too, even if all, including me, do not agree completely. You are to be commended for the thought and time put into this lesson. We're all still hurting - it's so easy to lash out, and "pick" when we don't take time to examine both sides of the coin.


There is talk about creating a new form of ID and
drivers licenses that will have fingerprints as part of the ID.
They will also be electronic and hook up to a database that
has all your personal info. Do you agree/disagree with
this idea and why?


Sounds good to me, I think it should also be able to
access your medical history in case of an accident too.
Just scan it and all your info is there for doctors or
law enforcement to have.

Like my daughter - if she was in a wreck and didn't have on her medical alert bracelet or it broke off, they would still be able to find out that she is epileptic.

Would be handy for a lot of uses from taxes to credit app. forms, etc. Only people with something to hide would object or worry. My fingerprints have been on file with the FBI since I worked at a savings and loan almost 30 years ago - could be why I was never tempted to commit a crime :)

Recently, the cops pulled over a guy for a broken tail light. Turned out he was a sex offender who hadn't reported to the authorities that he was in town. He is a also a thief, could be down the street and passing you on your way to work. You don't know. Would also help with the very lucrative business of ID sales to illegal immigrants.

According to 60 Minutes II, 70 percent are in favor ... and as Charles Grodin pointed out, it will save time all around and who doesn't ask for personal info all the time anyway, as in what invasion of privacy doesn't already exist? Why does the dry cleaner need SS number and such? It was a rather clever commentary, wish I'd taken notes. Did try a search - archives are no where near up to recent. Sloppy, sloppy CBS, no gold star for you.


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A lot of the attention has been given to firefighters an police since 9/11. Some feel they deserve it and others feel this is their job and other heroes are not being mentioned. Do you think they are getting too much of the accolades and attention? Do you feel other heroes are being passed by?

I don't think too much attention has been given to them
but not enough has been given to other people/groups.
There were and ARE many heroes connected to this
as well our military service members both deployed
and back here who are not PAID nearly enough money
to do what they do.

You've got young enlisted soldiers,
many of them married who have to depend on food stamps,
who are over there risking their lives as
they believe in serving their country.  To me that's
one big embarrassment that we pay them so little.
Well, that's a politician for ya ... they want the protection
but don't give a crap about who's giving it to them.

It makes me shudder to think about some young soldier
having to search thru caves looking for some scum bag,
while he's worrying if his family back home has enough
to eat. You know how expensive it is to move every
two to four years? How difficult it is on children to have
to change schools, make new friends that often?

Families go in debt having to move that much because
not all expenses are covered in every move. Sure the
military moves you and gives you money for food during
the move but ... you think those curtains are going to
fit the windows on the next set of military quarters?
What if you can't get into military housing at all for
a while and have to rent an apartment or house? If they
are getting food stamps, where do you think
they get the money for deposits on this house or the
deposit for utilities? They have to go in debt.

Do you realize when a husband goes off to fight the
wife has many meetings to attend? One such meeting
she has to list who she wants to come with the official
who comes to notify her should her husband be killed.
That's a very scary meeting to have to attend let me
tell ya. She's back here worrying her head off about
the person she loves most in this world not knowing
from day to day if he's safe. She too is a hero for
having to endure this all the while keeping her children
healthy and happy. Lots more heroes other than fireman
or policemen. Yep, lots more.

My hubby is a colonel in the Army, and yes he's in the middle east. I've seen firsts hand how the young enlisted soldier who has a family has to struggle. We've got some very dedicated young men and women in the military, it's too bad they aren't recognized more for the job they do. - Char, "the colonel's wife"

http://www.bab25.com/landofthefree.html - The Military Wife, new WAR award winner (this is not Char's - albeit appropriate placement)

Cops and firefighters deserve all the recognition they are finally getting and more - they certainly don't get paid enough to risk their lives every day. They are not just "doing a job."

It could be other heroes are being passed by. I think in time, all will be covered. Anyone can put up a Web page, bug the local media or stand in the middle of the road and stop traffic to hand out flyers if that's what it takes to draw attention.

Bake or buy a batch of brownies to take to local fire and police stations, have your kids' class, or any group for that matter, get on a valentine project - and don't forget about service members, overseas and at home. Visit a hospital or vet home, invite heroes to schools or meetings - the do-something list is endless.

This was a response to the above: There were sooo many men and women there (vet home) whose families just "threw away." The little Christmas carolers from the churches and such were the only joy and recognition they got - how sad!

I make a point to talk to my neighbor whenever I can. I drive poor "Gramps" bonkers sometimes because I ask him how he is feeling, give him a hug and say thanks again. He was in the Navy for 30 years, in four wars, and then a policeman.


Interesting she mentioned that right after Bub had been talking about how many military people go into police/FF/other government public service work, he being one who did.


Do you remember what the "Most Wanted Terrorists" look like? Neither do I. I have been in post offices, banks, many other federal buildings, I can't find the posters, and I have looked. Can't find the missing kids either, they freakin' hide them waaaaaay in the back, jerks. I remarked on this to Bill, about the kids and the scum, I can't find them at all. I have no idea what those bastards look like. I have been extremely POed about the lack of updates, pics, and other pertaining to all this through the news. I can't believe the pictures aren't on every news cast, so much so, we get sick of seeing them, and maybe somebody will recognize their neighbor. That's a scary thought. Seems the media gets hold of one story, and they run it repeatedly, they don't seem to want an end through capture of the badpukes, what would they broadcast then? I think if anything "newsworthy" needs to be crammed down the throats of the American public, this is one of them. I'm real sick of seeing the news about the missing kid in Chicago who has now been found, certainly not due to her mother's brilliance. Those pictures, of the known most wanted terrorists, are only a drop in the bucket, admittedly, but damn, they need to be on everything, inf**kincluding milk jugs! Helen


I checked this out for truth, it is, according to Urban Legends. We gotta put an end to this BS! Helen
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/reynolds.htm - That's Mel Reynolds, not Burt

Doesn't it make you proud?

    Jessie Jackson has added former Chicago democratic congressman Mel Reynolds
    to the Rainbow/PUSH Coalition's payroll.

    Reynolds was among the 176 criminals excused in President Clinton's last
    minute forgiveness spree. Reynolds received a commutation of his
    six-and-a-half-year federal sentence for 15 convictions of wire fraud, bank
    fraud and lies to the Federal Election Commission. He is more notorious;
    however, for concurrently serving five years for sleeping with an underage
    campaign volunteer.

    This is a first in American politics: An ex-congressman who had sex with a
    subordinate won clemency from a president who had sex with a subordinate,
    then was hired by a clergyman who had sex with a subordinate.

    His new job? Youth counselor.   


Phhhhhhewwwwwww!
So end the heavies. Wish I can say forever more, I know me too well. Kinda like the old joke, "Doc, it hurts when I do this."

"Don't do dat no more."

More like, once ya quit hitting yourself with a hammer ... which I did by deciding not to touch the Olympics - few more plops in the crock, it'll be about full - 'nuff said. Comin' up: funnies, recipes, Valentines, more critter goodies, including a treat recipe and American Navy watch-dog graphic, two rumors busted, links and even another leftover New Year bit. First, must show off new award :) Thanks Dave!

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www.geocities.com/dave7392001/index.html

Also very cool

I love your site! (Diary of a Mad Politically Incorrect Cook - http://members.aol.com/MsAtte2ude/diarymadpicook.index.html) You have the best attitude toward cooking and life. I am the new Busy Cooks Guide at About.com, and I'm listing your site under my "Five Or Less" Subject list. I'm very impressed by the recipes and your fun site - but I have a question. What is the cookbook that Cathy Guisewite* refers to? 

Thanks,

Linda Larsen

Site goes live in about a week: http://busycooks.about.com/

Don't have that (book) in print right now. Quite a bit of it is on site, scattered around in one form or another. I am working on new one, "Good Goop" - but it'll be a while. Note: Holiday Lifestyles is the only place on the planet to find my infamous beans - you'll never know if it's you or them they want, but you'll never lack bring-something invitations.

YeeHaw, Queen Can-ivore has arrived: http://busycooks.about.com/cs/fiveorless/index.htm - Thanks Linda

*More show-off: http://members.aol.com/MsAtte2ude/famouspeopleletters.index.html - got 'em from Helen Gurley Brown and Phyllis Diller too.


This has been everywhere, or so it seems. Wasn't going to use it for that reason, now it seems I'd be remiss just in case anyone hasn't seen it and wonders what everybody else is howling about. Everyone tends to send things like this, and I do thank you all. One request, if I may plead the mail runneth over - chances are good if you've seen it three or four times, I have too. If you use a clear subject line (in this case little David/valentine/binny boy would have done it), then check to find it deleted, that means you saved me the time opening yet another copy. Thanks! Always worth a shot, you might be the first, or have something unique. I don't want to miss out, especially not the wickeds (~.*)

Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they
learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for
a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for
giving someone a valentine?" David's father thinks a bit then says, "No, I
don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama bin Laden," David says.

"Why Osama bin Laden?" his father asks in shock.

"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could
have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if
other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone
a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how
much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride.
"David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," David says. "And once that gets him out in the open, the Marines
could blow the sh*t out of him."


Military Personnel Survival Kit

Lifesavers - to remind you that that's what you are
Mounds Bar - to remind you of mounds of love and support from friends and family
Pack of gum - to help your unit stick together
Cotton ball - to cushion the rough roads
Piece of string - for when you reach the end of your rope
Shiny penny - to remind you that we each shine in our own way
Paperclip - to hold it all together
Hug - to let you know there's always someone on your side
Kiss - so that you will always remember I love you!
Mint - because you are worth a mint
Candle - to light up the darkness
Tootsie Roll - to help you roll with the punches
Jolly Rancher - to remind you to laugh
Map with your street circled on it - so you will never be far from home

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Tag courtesy of Cindy who is very graciously taking special requests: FantasyFreek@aol.com - use "Face tag" subject line.


Military Pay Raise

On 12 November, Ms. Cindy Williams (from the Laverne and Shirley TV
show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times denouncing the pay raise(s)
coming service members' way this year - citing that the stated 13 percent wage gap
was bogus. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article.

Oh swell, I lost my copy, however ... thinking the worst, due to so many celebrity loudmouths, I checked to confirm. Whaddya know, it wasn't "Shirley" after all. The letter (which is good), with article author ID debunk, is here: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/gipay.htm and another, http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/cindywilliams.htm - thanks Dave


More New Year, from Shagmail Trivia
Some familiar again, but always an extra bit of info, personalized too

Many of German descent eat pork and sauerkraut New Years Eve or Day, "A pig looks for food on the ground by pushing forward with its nose, thus the pig signifies looking to the future."

At my Boxing Day celebration, I have people sign the tablecloth. Since 1994 I have signatures from friends and family, some who have died or are too ill to attend. Their signatures on red broadcloth to be read over are even more treasured.

Mexicans throw a glass of water out of the front door to start the new year, sit under a table at midnight, and eat tamales.

My family is Italian and for New Year's Eve and Day, we have pasta and meatballs. We set the whole day aside to make our sauce and other foods such as lasagna, all made from scratch.

The Irish have corned beef brisket and cabbage on New Years Day. The custom started back in the 1800's here in America.

Eating persimmons on New Years is a Japanese tradition said to bring good luck and sweetness into the new year.

It is German custom to buy kits with tin/silver items to melt in a spoon over a candle. Then you try and figure out what it resembles. Once you figure it out, there is a book that tells you your future for the upcoming year.

In Ecuador we burn a dummy that represents the sorrows and mischiefs of the old year. On New Year's Eve at midnight we wear our Sunday best, jewelry, have a fresh haircut, money in your pocket, and be surrounded by the ones you love so you will have lots of love, health, and wealth.

I jump off a couch or chair at midnight, with money in my hand. This custom of jumping into the New Year is to bring wealth throughout the year.

We put pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters in the windowsills of each window of the house and on top of the door to bring good luck and money throughout the year.


  The young ensign approached the crusty old chief and
  asked him about the origin of the commissioned office
  insignias.
 
  "Well, Ensign, it's history and tradition. First,
  we give you a gold bar representing that you're valuable but
  malleable. The silver bar of a lieutenant junior grade represents
  value, but less malleable. When you make lieutenant, you're
  twice as valuable so we give you two silver bars.
 
  "As a captain, you soar over military masses, hence
  the eagle. As an admiral, you're obviously a star. That
  answer your question?"
 
  "Yeah, but what about commanders and lieutenant
  commanders?"
 
  "Now that goes waaaaaay back in history. Back to
  the Garden of Eden even. You see, we've always covered
  our pr*cks with leaves.
"
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The Red Shirt ... a lit-tle more history ... watch it!

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were
in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic,
the captain bellowed to his first mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The
first mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain
put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although
some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels
sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm
as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once
again the captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although
this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting
the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the captain and asked,
"Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?"

The captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give,
exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the
wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in
silence marveling at the courage of such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were
pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men
became silent and looked to their captain for his usual command.

The captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!"

Speaking of such ... you must go see the Afghani Tornado in action: http://www.therealmartha.com/Navy2/index.htm - More Squid Times


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Ribbons, lace and frills have been associated with romance since the days of knighthood when a knight rode into battle with a ribbon or scarf given him by his lady fair. One dictionary notes lace from Latin, laques, noose, trap, probably related to lacere, to allure.

The rose, undoubtedly the most popular flower in the world, speaks of love and has been the choice of lovers in every century. Rearrange the letters of the word rose to find Eros, the god of Love.

Why not send a valentine to someone who might not receive one from anyone else?  "You brighten up the room with your smile," could create a brand new "catchy" smile.

Hide a valentine in your sweetie's lunch box, briefcase or purse.

To make heart-shaped cupcakes, place a marble or small ball of aluminum foil between each liner and the pan to create a "notch" in the circle. Pour in batter and bake as usual.

Carry a pocketful of chocolate kisses, tell the recipients how much you appreciate them.

Go to the American Red Cross and give blood or make a donation in honor of those you love.

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Use leftover candy canes as valentines. Two canes make the shape of a heart. Glue on a card, write something naughty or nice inside.

http://tommyblue432000.com/barbaralove.html - Very nice, the rose delivery story, beautiful graphics

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Rexanne's Valentine - http://www.rexanne.com/vday-main.html - Must visit, Rexanne is the queen of all holiday pages, and wait'll ya see her new b-day site!

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Thanks RA, as usual, perfecto :)
Always the best critter graphics and most interesting, entertaining info from the canine world (K9WebWorld), subscribe: DogzArtz@aol.com


Keep on cluckin' - gettin' a little slap happy here?

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OK, that's it - I am slap happy, where is that Heaven's Gate Phenobarb? I'll be back as soon as possible to clean up the rest of the page, don't think there are any glaring errors. However, I am also about half blind right now - do the best ya can ... You know how I am, but please warn others before you send :)

BTW, left the Super Bowl stuff on purpose - there's always next year.


I'm baaaaack - didja get the funny chickie? Clickin'/truckin' - oh well, it was stupendously comical to me at the time. I shall try to behave now. However, I am not going to move anything around below, only sprucin' up. Got to be movin' on ... believe it not, I did cut some from this page for next. Eliminating future poli-garboo should speed up the next issue, even though I know it won't be possible to ignore it all.

Watch for link here, or check main index for updates: http://www.therealmartha.com/WAR/index.htm - and please feel free to link, with or without the blurb, and/or any graphic you like best. Do let me know if you link so I can return the favor.

"The Whispering Activist Record" - Opinions and ideas, mine and from others, that everyone can use to get involved, make a difference and lighten the load. Find hoax busters, media hype alerts, timely info, controversy, common sense, commiseration, empathy, household tips, easy recipes, critter stuff, variety links, and a little humor along the way.

BTW, the warning message above was about the preview, for proofing contributions, link blurbs, such as that. I can always use extra eyeballs. I can also put you on the new page notification list, faith though I lack in guaranteed delivery. MarthaJones1@aol.com or SendNewPage@aol.com. Both addys are equally unreliable - please see mail ID notes at the end of page about all correspondence.


http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/favorites/redwhitebluechristmas.html - WTC tribute, don't skip because we're past Christmas.

http://www.wtv-zone.com/BVD/WomenOfAmerica.html - Good links, graphics

http://kenilworthveterans.com/GodBlessAmerica/ - In memory one of Kenilworth's own, and all the men and women in law enforcement who gave their lives

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www.iwillsoaragain.com - The original "I Will Soar Again" generated more than 260,000 forwards immediately after appearing on another site. This is also the Tree for Troops link. Cindy has added some new poetry and her bio, with a piece any writer will appreciate

http://www.geocities.com/westcoast2111/valentine.htm - Marine Valentines (year-round) - If you have any readers who have a loved one in the service and would like their name on it, please let me know. I would be very honored. Just my way of thanking those who guard us while we sleep under the flag of freedom." - Sharon

http://www.snidervillage.com/military1.htm - Military family site, well done, includes main links for Army, AF, Navy and Marines and Susie's "I love my ... each branch, family members, etc." graphics

http://www.usatoday.com/graphics/news/gra/gflightpath2/flash.htm - Shows the flight patterns of the aircraft on 9/11

My name is Gary Greer and I am the son of a surviving WWII Navy Seaman who was stationed aboard the USS Block Island CVE-21 and CVE-106. We, as a family, have taken on the responsibility of preserving our Father's Naval history and promoting others to do the same. We did exactly this by creating a national web site for he and other surviving shipmates to post their pictures, stories, and it has drawn interest of The History Channel, Dan Rather, and other people interested in giving these fine war hero's their due respects. I ask that you visit this site in its entirety, and maybe place a link on your own web site so others may see this part of our national history, and maybe even give them the incentive to do so for their portion. http://www.ussblockisland.org/

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http://www.militarypride.org/heart.html - Operation Have a Heart, you can make it Valentines Day or Christmas for any service member all year


 

Since we reorganized Afghanistan's landscape, U.S. intelligence has discovered a few towns have been renamed some confuse us.

1. Wherz-Myroof
2. Mykamel-Izded
3. Oshit-Disisabad
4. Waddi-El-Izgowinon
5. Pleez-Ztopdisshit
6. Kizz-Yerass-Goodbi
7. Ikanstan-Disnomor
8. Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin
9. Myturbin-Izburnin
10. Imma-Dedshmuck

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Bone Appetite
With Steph and Kate


These are some of my older recipes, this one is really quick and the other is a favorite of my chocolate lab Holly.  

Quick and easy dog treats

~~1 jar (3 1/2 oz) of beef or liver baby food
~~1/3 cup wheat germ
~~2/3 cup lowfat powdered milk
~~1/2 tsp. finely chopped parsley

Mix all ingredients together. If the mix seems too dry you can add a few drops of water. Drop by teaspoonful onto a greased cookie sheet.  Bake at 350º for 12-14 minutes. Let cool completely.

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"The pit bull was commonly used as the symbol of America and the bull terrier was the symbol of England during the older wars," RA, DogzArtz@aol.com - recipe above also courtesy of K9WebWorld

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From RA's private stash


True wisdom from Thomas Edison
(1847-1931) Born Feb. 11, US inventor
He changed US lifestyle with more than 1,000 inventions including the
phonograph and light bulb.
From: http://bemorecreative.com/one/48.htm


We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything.

There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the real labor
of thinking.

Keep on the lookout for novel ideas that others have used successfully.
Your idea has to be original only in its adaptation to the problem
you're working on.

Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several
thousand things that won't work.

Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.

Personal note, if you ever have a chance to visit Edison's home in Ft. Myers, Florida - do it.


"There's a Woman at the Beginning of All Great Things." - Alphonse de Lamartine
Explore the lives of more than 800 famous women: http://FamousCreativeWomen.com


The governors of Texas and Alabama announced a disturbing discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of terrorists have become romantically involved with the locals.

The result was not pretty, and we now have the sad task of reporting a new sector of the human race, Islamabubbas.

To date, they have identified the following:

Abba No Job Jim Bob Bubba
Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Boutit Bubba
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Masoud Need Cleanin Bubba
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl Bubba
Cleavie Daba Hava Tampa Bubba
Salah Mae Bin There Dunthat Bubba
Ali Mae Attagurl Bubba
Ginger Mae Ugo Gurl Bubba

Not surprisingly, they all seem to have sprung from one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.


Here's a Bubba if there ever was one - fer Super Supper Bowl

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Bean and Bacon Pizza

Refrigerated or homemade pizza dough - for 12" pizza
1 can chili beans, mild or hot
4 slices bacon - cooked and crumbled
1 small onion - sliced in rings
2 cups Monterey Jack and Colby cheese blend - shredded

Place oven rack in lowest position and preheat to 425º.
Grease a pizza pan (12-inch) or 9 x 13 baking pan. Press
dough into greased pan. Bake for 5 minutes, or until crust
begins to brown. In a medium bowl combine beans (undrained)
onion slices and bacon. Spread bean mixture over the pizza
crust. Sprinkle cheese evenly over the bean mixture. Bake
for 8 to 12 minutes, or until cheese is melted and bubbly.

Lil bean tip: Ask for extra sauce when you order out barbecue, then use it on cheap canned beans. Anudder one: when restaurant or deli sides (including potato salad/Cole slaw) are over-saucy, which they usually are, add extra fresh stuff like celery, onions, peppers (a.k.a. Southern "holy trinity"). From salad bar easiest, could chop yourself - OOOps, be careful.


One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your friends. If they're OK, then it must be you.

See how handy it is to know me? All ya need is one more loon and you're good to go :)


In the spirit of equal opportunity bashing ...

Military Oath of Enlistment

All persons, upon entering the service and upon reenlistment are required to take the Oath of Enlistment. At one time the oath was the same for all services. Due to changes in both society and the differing military branches, the oath has undergone marked change and has been specifically tailored to each branch of the military and their function. Following are are the latest versions as recently released by the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Disclaimer such as it: This is humor. If you can't laugh at stuff like this - or any of the above for that matter - especially in times like these, that would be your problem, not mine - I'm not about to spoil it for the rest of us.

Navy 

I, Top Gun, in lieu of going to prison, swear to sign away four years of my life to the United States Navy, because I want to hang out with Marines without actually having to BE one of them, because I thought the Air Force was too "corporate," because I didn't want to actually live in dirt like the Army, and because I thought, "Hey, I like to swim ... why not?"

I promise to wear clothes that went out of style in 1976 and to have my name stenciled on the butt of every pair of pants I own. I understand that I will be mistaken for the Good Humor Man during summer and for Nazi Waffen SS during the winter.

I will strive to use a different language than the rest of the English speaking world, using words like "deck, bulkhead, cover, gee dunk, scuttlebutt, scuttle and head," when I really mean "floor, wall, hat, candy, water fountain, hole in wall and toilet."

I will take great pride in the fact that all Navy acronyms, rank, and insignia, and everything else for that matter, are com! politely different from the other services and make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

I will muster, whatever that is, at 0700 every morning unless I am buddy-buddy with the Chief, in which case I will show up around 0930. I vow to hone my coffee cup handling skills to the point that I can stand up in a kayak being tossed around in a typhoon, and still not spill a drop.

I consent to being promoted and subsequently busted at least twice per fiscal year. I realize that, once selected for Chief, I am required to submit myself to the sick, and quite possibly illegal, whims of my newfound "colleagues." So help me Neptune!

Air Force

I, (state your name), swear to sign away four years of my life to the United States Air Force because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army, because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep.

I swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of exercise.

I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training," I will be a lean, mean, donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes, Chair-borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So help me God!

Army

I, Rambo, swear to sign away four years of my mediocre life to the United States Army because I couldn't score high enough on the ASVAB to get into the Air Force, I'm not tough enough for the Marines, and the Navy won't take me because I can't swim.

I will wear camouflage every day and tuck my trousers into my boots because I can't figure out how to use blousing straps. I promise to wear my uniform 24 hours a day even when I have a date.

I will continue to tell myself that I am a fierce killing machine because my Drill Sergeant told me I am, despite the fact that the only action I will see is a Court-Martial for sexual harassment.

I acknowledge the fact that I will make E-8 in my first year of service, and vow to maintain that it is because I scored perfect on my PT test. After completion of my Sexual ... er ... I mean "Basic Training," I will attend a different Army school every other month and return knowing less than I did when I left. On my first trip home after Boot Camp I will walk around like I am cool and propose to my 9th grade sweetheart. I will make my wife stay home because if I let her out she might leave me for a better-looking Air Force guy. Should she leave me 12 times I will continue to take her back.

While at work, I will maintain a look of knowledge while getting absolutely nothing accomplished. I will arrive to work every day at 1000 hrs because of morning PT and leave everyday at 1300 to report back to "COMPANY." I understand that I will undergo no training whatsoever that will help me get a job upon separation, and will end up working construction with my friends from high school. I will brag to everyone about the Army giving me $30,000 for college, but will be unable to use it because I can't pass a placement exam. So help me God!

Marines

I, (have someone recite your name for you), swear..uhhhh....high-and-tight.... grunt... cammies.... ugh...Air Force women....OORAH! So help me CORPS!

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New Year's Resolutions
Janet Tobiassen Crosby, DVM


Since pets are such an important part of our lives, it only seems fair to include them in this new year's "exercise" of making resolutions. Following is an inventory listing of pet health check points - maybe some will apply to your pet / lifestyle.

Dental health
Good
dental health is more than a reduction of 'doggy breath' - it can affect the overall health of your pet. This applies to cats, too. Diseased teeth and gums can lead to tooth loss, jaw problems (infection, fracture), heart valve trouble, liver and kidney problems.Your vet can advise you on your pet's current dental health. Some animals need a professional cleaning, others can be started on an at-home dental health maintenance plan, using tooth brushes or dental rinses.

Weight management
Obesity is a serious problem for many pets. Too many treats, lack of exercise, and generous meal proportions are all factors.
Being overweight affects the whole body - more workload on the heart and cardiovascular system, excess strain on the joints (leading to arthritis or cruciate rupture and lameness), fatigue, and shortness of breath are a few of the problems arising from carrying extra weight.The quality and length of your pet's life will be much better if at an optimum weight for the age, gender, breed of your pet.

Poison-proof the house
We hear about child proofing the house and yard, what about the pets? A bored or curious pet can easily get into trouble if hazardous chemicals or prescription medications are within reach. And, unlike a child, a dog has powerful teeth to chew through 'safe' bottles or containers.

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Groom / bathe my pet more often
Good grooming isn't only for looks - it is a great way to keep skin and coat healthy. Matting, superficial skin infections, ear infections, parasites, and even tumors can 'hide' on a poorly groomed pet.Some diseases, such as Hypothyroidism, Cushings, and Diabetes Mellitus can affect the skin and coat. If a pet's coat is in poor condition due to matting and dirt, important disease signs may not be noticed right away.

Exercise with your pet / spend more quality time
The health benefits from owning a pet continue to make the news. Lowered blood pressure, stress reduction, better relationships/relating to others, and improved health from exercise are just a few of the 'proven' benefits. Children who take care of the family pet learn not only about health care, but about responsibility as well. Take the time
... your pet will love you for it.


www.healinghelp.org/dog5.htm - You vs. Dog Personality Test

"Most who truthfully answer the above will discover that their dog scored somewhat better than they on this personality test. The mildly sneaky intent of this "competition" is to suggest that we all might look to our dogs as beacons of mental health with many behaviors and responses to which we could well aspire as our long-term health goals."


For those who crochet or knit ... make hats, gloves, scarves, slippers etc. to send to ships. http://www.angelfire.com/il2/ruglady/index11.html

Female sailors have specifically requested bootie-type slippers. Don't forget the guys - on land too. You can go through the link/addresses listed on the above page, or Larry, who sends the pics for the Squid Times: http://www.therealmartha.com/Navymisc/index.htm

P.O.2 L. D. Cmar
USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN-71)
FPO AE 09599-2871

http://www.romancereaderatheart.com/helping/Letusnotforget.htm - Ways to help for those left at home, quite a few links


Please show your support by sending a Valentine or visiting, in
person, the heroes of our country. The address of a VA Hospital
near you can be obtained from local telephone book, by calling the
VA toll-free number at 1-800-827-1000 or by accessing the VA
Website at: http://www.va.gov/volunteer

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http://web.archive.org/web/20010925191550/www.bobwest.com/index.html - Sacrifice/Justice/Peace candles to download

http://www.loc.gov/folklife/vets/ - Veterans History Project

http://web.archive.org/collections/sep11/full_list.html - Alphabetical listing of sites in the World Trade Center-Pentagon Terrorist Attacks, 2001 Archive 

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/0,,7-2002032730,00.html - A very scary article, more info than the headline and intro suggests

If you do nothing you'll die
BY ROLAND WATSON
As airlines are ordered to train flight crews to fight hijackers, our correspondent discovers what passengers can do to help ...

Part of pleasant distractions responsible for delays ...

http://www.therealmartha.com/Navy2/index.htm - More Squid Times

http://www.therealmartha.com/Watchmy6/index.htm - SEAL pups? - It's a cutie

http://www.therealmartha.com/LPNs/index.htm - Licensed practical noogiests, the wet-nosed, four-legged kind. This is something anyone and a friendly critter (birds, cats, and others are also making the rounds these days) can do. "Licensed" is a play on words, although training and certification is available. All you have to do is offer. Try someplace else if you get a less than warm reception. It really is impossible to judge who benefits more, patients or volunteers.


http://mrmom.amaonline.com/special/sendacard.htm - Service members addys, no "middle man"

http://nycityangels.com/ - Donna wants to get her into every fire house and police department in New York City, and beyond, including military - e-mail link to request addresses


Reminder: I do my best not to direct you to pages with pop-up ads or snotty attitudes. This page is unusual in that I have checked almost all myself. However, I can't keep track of them all. Please let me know if you find anything irritating and/or dead links.

http://www.passitaround.com/greetingcard/cardgifs/full/ap/3005000/graphic1.swf - Feline wisdom greeting - must see

http://pw2.netcom.com/~fubar4/911.html - Good links and graphics

http://www.artwizzerd.com/starvation.html - Starvation, by Sharon Jagger, "I wrote this in 1968 but it is just as true today."

http://www.therealmartha.com/Frogulations/index.htm - A b-day card, requires odd, to say the least, sense of humor

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0011/earthlights_dmsp_big.jpg - Earth lights - pretty cool

http://www.spiritisup.com/buzznby.html - "Buzzin' by to say hi" - very cute, no pop-up

http://www.thoughtforyourday.com/ - Variety subjects


Why Would Anybody Like a Job Like This?
A K-9 Career Story, by Paul B. Morgan, Major, US Army (ret) - includes WTC search details

http://www.dogsinthenews.com/issues/0202/articles/020205a.htm - If you want to write Paul, the author, he does answer. Addy is on article, also link to his whole WTC story. I contacted him a while back about help finding more K-9 unit addresses. Also recently to confirm it was just one dog lost 9-11. Sirius, WTC Dog, Found in Rubble: http://dogsinthenews.com/issues/0201/articles/020129a.htm

Side note: I figured he'd know if Sirius was the only one, so I asked for Elizabeth, who organized the cross-stitch memorial flag project. It was her idea to include dogs. She's working on pattern for Sirius' square now and I'm going to do it - pretty cool privilege :) I had already volunteered for two squares for people lost on flights. http://www.memorialflag.org/ - WTC 911 Memorial Flag Project

Side note two: I have never had a "from the beyond message" - but I've never had any reason to doubt other people who've said they had/do. When I'm working on the stitching, it feels like I'm being watched. It's not strong or a spooky feeling, just that it's there. And, I ain't the only one who has had that experience.


http://dogsinthenews.com/issues/0105/articles/010503c.htm - Man rides bike, dog rides man - a cutie

http://www.therealmartha.com/BegRoyale/index.htm - My Buster, the Beggar Royale and friends

http://members.tripod.com/~1449/2e.html - Won't you rally 'round the flag?

http://www.usatoday.com/news/gallery/terr1220/frame.htm - From USA Today, war and terrorism-related variety pics from around the world (not bloody)

http://www.fayettevillenc.com/obj_stories/2002/jan/n17books.shtml - "Starving for Books" - this was a large group effort, any individual could pack up their old paperbacks for not much postage

http://www.fosters.com/news2002a/jan02/17/do0117b.htm - Maggie the bloodhound gets national recognition

http://www.dogparlor.com/article1028.html - Ode to a Dumbass Dog, follow link at bottom of page for more

http://www.dogparlor.com/index.html - Good all around features

http://www.unitedinmemory.net/quilt_project.htm - Do not have be an experienced quilter

http://www.whitelightlaser.com/wtclaser/index.htm - Presentation of ideas for "rebuilding" the World Trade Center with light, and to show the world that the light that is America can never be quenched. pretty cool, look around, there's also a "ghost light" story

http://www.marvelcomics.com/comics/onsale/1001/heroes.htm - Real heroes "The World's Greatest Super Hero Creators Salute The World's Real Heroes!"

"Comic book universes are populated by colorful characters that possess fantastic powers. But on September 11th, 2001, an untold number of real men and women amazed the world with their phenomenal acts of bravery. When others ran away, they charged forward. When others reached out for safety, they offered a helping hand. When others cried out, they responded with a soothing voice. And, tragically, many of them died ... but in doing so taught us all how to live."

They can't stick to walls.
They can't summon thunder.
They can't fly.

They're just heroes.


Warning, PG eagle three scrolls down ;)


http://www.groundzerofirephotos.com/ - from Welcome to Ground Zero Fire Photos home to great Fire Department action from South Central Pennsylvania and surrounding areas. 

http://www.earthcam.com/usa/newyork/groundzero/ - Live images from the Ground Zero recovery efforts in NYC.

http://nycfiremuseum.org/indexpage2.html - Fascinating - excerpt from firemark section: In Great Britain it was the insurance companies which formed some of the first organized firefighting forces after the Great London Fire of 1666.   Hoping to avoid future large claims due to loss of buildings and goods by fire, private fire departments were established. At first firefighters only responded to fires in buildings insured by the companies that employed them, indicated by the firemark on the building. This practice was short lived as the benefit of fighting all fires was realized.

http://www.123easyaspie.com/valrecipes.html - A bunch

http://crossstitch.about.com/library/holidays/valentinesday/blheartstravaganza.htm - OK, OK, so get an early start on next year

http://crossstitch.about.com/cs/freepatterns/ - Good selection, patriotics too

http://wvec.com/news/special/doesitwork.htm - Reviews of TV products, interesting to say the least

http://www.annieshomepage.com/specialgraphics.html - Patriotic and remembrance graphics links

http://www.ziplo.com/goodbye.html - Please come home, to all service members

http://www.caannie.homestead.com/USA.html - Rachie's USA Tribute
Cyber Quilt Project: http://www.caannie.homestead.com/USAquilt.html - I'm linked on http://www.caannie.homestead.com/USAquilt18.html (Flag, proud to honor America)


SUPER BOWL PARTY: Still here for a few days!
        http://www.shaboomskitchen.com/r-superbowl.html
- VALENTINE'S DAY:  Breakfast In Bed; Cooking For Her or Him
        http://www.shaboomskitchen.com/r-valentine.html
- MARDI GRAS:  Plan your February 12th Creole-Cajun Bash right here!
       http://www.shaboomskitchen.com/r-mardigras.html


http://busycooks.about.com/ - Reminder, Queen Can-ivore's kitchen link featured http://busycooks.about.com/cs/fiveorless/index.htm, check the other quick and easys too

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LMAO, one reader tells me, "That's how I know when my roast is the right 'hue,' for brown potatoes, the smoke detector in the stairway goes off, honest."


This one keeps coming up, next time it comes at you, send this link back

Urban Legends Reference Pages: Rumors of War (This Bud's Not for You)
Did a Budweiser employee see Arabs at a convenience store celebrating and pull all Budweiser product from that store?
  ... Claim: A Budweiser employee who saw Arabs at a convenience store celebrating the terrorist attacks on America pulled all Budweiser product from that ...
  ... September 11th, a Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a town called McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred ...
  ... it up. It was obvious they were elated with what had happened earlier. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the ...
88% Fri, 09 Nov 2001 10:31:41 GMT http://www.snopes2.com/rumors/bud.htm


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E-mail Notes
MarthaJones1@aol.com

"Hey there, hi, this is great ... " subject lines do not cut it, spammers do that. Due to at least 10 tons of junk to sort every day - when I don't recognize sender name and subject line is not clearly defined, I delete. Downloads, from anyone, even you my friend, also have to be automatic deletions. Most people don't realize scanners can't catch the latest virus/worms.

Embedded images or copies of doc. files are welcome. Typing in all caps is not. It's extremely irritating and should never be used unless you mean to be screaming, which is even more irritating. I will not read, no matter the subject. If you have a great article or essay you haven't seen everywhere, go ahead and send the first few lines. I will ask you to retype the whole thing if I don't already have it in proper form. BTW, double spaces between sentences, broken lines or any sloppy spacing are also major editing pains. Don't even think about forwarding with << >> marks. If you do not know about copy and paste into a new mail and blind copy courtesy, check http://www.rrudder.com/safe/bcc.html.

Please attach your credit on personal submissions - full name, initials or however you're comfortable. Also let me know if you'd like e-mail addy published for direct contact. Pen names OK too, I'm the only one who needs to know who are if for any reason your own name would cause difficulty.

I do try to answer all mail within 24 hours. If you do not hear from me in two or three days, it's likely the mail was lost - please try again. If you check and find your mail deleted, it could be because you saved me the trouble of opening one of many duplicates by using a clear subject line - thanks.

I'm outta here