Expressions
Help yourself to any or many ~ that's why they're here. Right click to save to your own files. Animations don't always work in mail, good idea to test by sending to yourself. Save the link in case you need to come back for another copy, and check back for more on the way. Fair warning, a few are a tad naughty, but certainly nothing not already seen at least a million times on the 'net or TV.
Bee happy
Bite me
AAAArgh!!!
Larger version of the above and
plenty more suitable for straight-to-the-point messages: http://www.weirdclipart.com/index.html
Above came in as, "I know I'm a pain the ... "
Found this critter looking for something else, used it for a Yee Haw, that's amazing.
Granted, a tad gross ~ still useful for certain people on various occasions
This came from a St. Patrick's day newsletter, possibly intended as, "May the luck of the frogs be with you."
Stay tuned for a bunch of other women in various moods, just gotta find 'em in my files.
Would be cool to mention this link whenever you use so others can find, and please send any goodies you have: MarthaJones1@aol.com
Originals will be credited by request.
Also check http://www.therealmartha.com/Smile/index.htm and http://www.therealmartha.com/HappyBday/index.htm
Forward to: http://www.therealmartha.com/expressions2/index.htm
This is the single most important message everybody needs to see.
Lots more here: http://www.therealmartha.com/spayneuter/index.htm ~ most are my originals, saucy, cheeky and a few sweet ... whatever it takes.
More S/Ns and other great stuff on all my critter pages: http://www.therealmartha.com/CritterIndex/index.htm
These are just stashed for safekeeping until I get around to trying a few as calling card graphics, who knows or whatever. Feel free to share here too.
The proctologist called ...
they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory
... some just don't have any film.
Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle
on life ... but it broke off.
Guys ...
just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.
Some people just don't
know how to drive ...
I call these people
"Everybody But Me"
Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.
If you can read this ... I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive
because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander ...
It is too small and fragile
to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
Welcome to America
... now speak English.
Blinkie links, each with more links
http://www.xs4all.nl/~schildw/josie/blinkies/index.html
http://www.quiet-you.net/dolls/blinkies.html
http://www.btinternet.com/~andrew.e.roberts/blinkie/blinkie.htm
The rest of this place: http://www.therealmartha.com/indexgraphiccr/default.htm
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